Liveblogging "As The World Turns": Fish schmish! It's all about me, me, ME!

It's a big day for Luke as he decides to move back home after the Damian/Lily Lamian debacle. Um ... he probably should have mentioned it to Noah.

Will this drive Noah into growing closer to Mason?

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2:05 PM EST: Noah and Luke are sitting in the cafe talking about Lamian, and how little Faith is the all-knowing-all-seeing Eye in the Sky, looking at youuuuu. Apparently she saw Lamian kissing before Holden died, and Luke can't get past it. For some unknown reason, Noah brings up Luke kissing Brian.

Lamian are heavy petting on the couch as Faith watches from outside. Why do I get the feeling she's going to start banging a tin drum soon?

2:10 PM EST: Holden is still a hostage (have they allowed him to shower?), and tells Eb that if he wants money, he should call Lily and ask for ransom.

Luke says "I was drunk, and it was completely different". Noah says "yes, but your mom is going through a hard time, and almost walked into the pond. She has ... issues". Luke places all the blame on Damian, and vows to stop things before they can get any worse.

OMG ... MASON COMES IN ... SANS SCARF!!!!!!!!!!!. Isn't that like Batman without his utility belt ... or Wonder Woman without her golden lasso ... or Felicity without her hair (and we all remember how well that worked out).

2:15PM EST: Wait a minute, I may have spoken too soon. It's quite possible that Mason has modified his scarf to work as the sling for his "fractured arm". He sees Luke and Noah kiss, and stares disapprovingly. Luke leaves, and Mason tells Noah "hey, what do you think about going on another field trip ... just the two of us".

Jack confronts Lily about being a .... wait for it ... Wid-"ho". Zing! Sorry, folks.

2:25PM EST: Mason invites Noah to the ... Minneapolis Film Festival??? What's second prize? He has press passes, and can't drive himself, and wants Noah to go with him. Noah says "as much as i'm dying to meet Morris Day and see the spot where Mary Richards threw her hat into the air, Luke needs me". Mason basically comes out and accuses Noah of being Luke's bee-yotch, and Noah says "you have a problem with that?"

2:35PM EST: Jack tells Lily that he wants to take the kids to the farm til she and Damian are satiated and the kids "get their bearings". Faith is all for it, but Lily is adamantly opposed. Luke comes in and offers to move back home for a while to keep an eye on the kids.

2:45PM EST: As much as I love Judi Evans as Maeve, I can't help but do some fantasy casting, and have come to the conclusion that this is the role Anna Nicole Smith was born to play.

Mason tells Noah that his relationship with Luke is "evolved and fabulous" and he's jealous of what they have. The great thing is that they do everything fifty/fifty, and never make a decision without consulting the other. Luke enters, and tells Noah that he's made a decision without consulting him.

2:50 PM EST: Noah is aggravatingly okay with Luke's decision. When Luke leaves, Noah turns to Mason and says "it looks like I'll be able to go with you after all". Mason is silent, but his eyes say "Schwing!

The state police call Lily, and Damian answers. They tell him that the DNA in the truck is not Holden's. Holden is alive! Lily asks who called, and Damian doesn't answer her.

Preview Time: We'll be in Llanview the rest of the week, but we may make a Daytime Drive-by back here sometime this week.