Liveblogging "One Life to Live": The Spawning, Part 3 - Where There's a Will, There's a Gay

As the search on Llantano mountain continues, will Oliver be able to hold his tongue from Rex?

Get your minds out of the gutter. You know what I mean.

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2:05PM EST: We start with Little Red Riding Ho wandering the mountain clutching the shoplifted basketball under her coat.

How adorable is FUB when he's bundled up? Rex asks "Why is Schuyler's name in Stacy's will? Oliver hems and haws.

Meanwhile, Sky , not having breadcrumbs, leaves a trail of blood behind him, mumbling "I'm the father".

McBaaain carries an unconscious Natalie into an abandoned shelter. OMG! They escaped the burning car!

Dorian sees an imaginary Mel and Charlie sees an imaginary Jared. Hey, aren't ghosts supposed to be naked?

2:10PM EST: Oh dear. Now Natalie is seeing Jared. Ooh, when do get to see those little squiggly demons from Ghost come up and take him away? After they rip his clothes off.

LRRH is still wandering around, but continues to spout helpful exposition. I'd say it was hypothermia ... but she always does that.

Rex suspects that Oliver know more than he's saying, but Oliver is all "What? Huh? Me? I not know". Rex says "You're a great cop, but you're a lousy liar".

LOL! Sky is still meandering around the mountain and if you look closely you can see him accidentally inhale a giant styrofoam flake.

2:20PM EST: Rex and Oliver see smoke, and deduce that a car must have gone over the edge. They investigate.

The Messenger tells Jessica that "it's what God wants", but she says 'I'm not sure it's what I want".

OKAY, HOLD ON SEC. So Charlie sees Jared's ghost ... who's wearing a Coat! Do they have Eddie Bauer's in the afterlife?

2:25PM EST: Natalie insists that McBain as Jared say "I love you", and McBain as McBain hesitates and then says "I love you" as Jared. But did he mean it as Jared or McBain?

2:35PM EST: Stacy is still wandering around when she takes a hilarious faceplant into the snow. Meanwhile, Rex and Oliver figure out that the burned up car belonged to Brody and McBain.

Jessica tries to escape, but The Messenger somehow always have a syringe of knockout potion.

2:40PM EST: Oh jeez. Stacy is buried underneath a pile of white feathers, which I think is supposed to represent Styrofoam, which I think is supposed to represent snow.

Oliver desperately tries to contact someone with his phone, and finally gets through to Dominos, where he voices his opinion about their new pizza. He then calls Marty and tells her there's been an accident.

2:50PM EST: Rex is strolling around shouting "Don't worry Stacy, I'm coming for you", and nearly trips on some pregnant woman covered in the snow. He keeps walking, oblivious.

Dorian sees the light thanks to Mel and rushes out into the blizzard to stop Charlie.

The Messenger lays next to Jessica, ready to ... whatever, when Brody bursts through the door with his gun raised.

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