Liveblogging "One Life to Live": The Spawning, Part 4 - Thawing The Guppy

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on February 9, 2010

Will Little Red Riding Ho make it to safety? More importantly, what will happen when Roxy confronts Sin-derella?

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2:05PM EST: Gigi has now joined the search for LRRH. Rex stumbles on a body in the snow ... but it's not LRRH.

Oliver calls out to the heavens "I think I'm in trouble Kyle" Um, he's not Superman, dude. Meanwhile, Roxy and Kyle are talking about her not being the grandma, and how much she hates "that skank" LRRH. She says "good riddance to bad relish" and laments that the baby's real dad is "in for a real crude awakening".

Gigi comes across LRRH in the snow and is all "Like, Oh My Gawd!" and Rex realizes it's Schuyler in the snow.

Brody breaks through the door with gun raised, but The Messenger holds a syringe to Jessica's neck.

2:10PM EST: Gigi tries to get LRRH to safety, while Rex questions Sky about why he's on the mountain.

Oliver, Rex and Sky hear a rumbling on the mountain. OMG, the pillow factory exploded, raining feathers down on everyone! Rex, in one of the funniest "Rex moments", helpfully intones "Avalanche?"

2:15PM EST: Uh-Oh! Oliver's knit cap is on top of the snow. But where is he?

Roxy feels sorry the baby's real daddy, but Kyle doesn't say anything about Oliver. He and Roxy have a nice scene reaffirming their friendship. Roxy is upset she can't confront LRRH about what's happened, but then she says "Maybe I have to find somebody else to take it out on'. Watch out Sin-derella!

Brody shoots The Messenger in the arm and ties him up, but Nurse Nat sneaks up behind Brody and starts choking him.

2:25PM EST: Sin-derella leaves a message on LRRH's cell phone telling her that the plan has collapsed and Rex is going to find out ... she's interrupted by Roxy, who walks up behind her and says "Rex is going to find out ... that he isn't the father?"

Gigi and Stacy arrive back at the cabin, meanwhile Brody and Nurse Nat continue to struggle. She's quickly choking the life out of him when there's a gunshot. It's Oliver! He's alive! He shoots Nurse Nat and she collapses to the ground.

2:40PM EST: Roxy and Sin-derella get up in each others faces. Roxy says she know the truth and Sin says she better keep it to herself. Roxy says "what are you going to do, sue me for defecation of character". Oh Roxy.

Oliver, having covered Brody's ass (tee-hee) asks The Messenger where LRRH is. Ooh, Fub is getting mad. Yes!

Gigi is questioning LRRH about what's going on. The whole plan is coming crashing down. Rex questions Sky about why he's in the will. He tells Sky "you will never end up taking care of my kid". Sky says "Like hell I won't!".

2:45 PM EST: Oliver grabs The Messenger by the collar and demands to know where LRRH is. Fub is getting steamed! The Messenger tells him that he sent LRRH out into the blizzard, and Fub says 'If anything happens to her!".

Gigi fights with her sister about just how evil and selfish she is. LRRH is all like "leave me alone. I was kidnapped twice today".

2:55PM EST: Sin tells Roxy to keep her mouth shut, or Kyle will be kicked out of med school. And as she turns away, Sin says "I've been known to cut a bitch!", leaving Roxy with mouth agape, as a single feather falls on her lips.

Roxy calls Rex, as Kyle calls Oliver, and they both explain what happened. It was a terrific way of bonding Roxy and Kyle even further. Kyle ends his message with "come back soon, okay". Awww!

Oliver decides he can't stay with Brody, and needs to go in search of LRRH again.

Gigi has figured out that Rex isn't the baby's father (and calls her sister a miserable bitch), and at the same time Rex has grabbed Sky by the collar and with his William Shatner halting ... line ...delivery ... at full effect, wants to know why he's so interested in Rex's baby. Sky tells him "Because it's not your kid. It's mine".

Phew! Soapy goodness!

Preview Time: The truth is out! FINALLY!