Liveblogging "One Life to Live": Dangling The Bait

Could Oliver be having second thoughts about not wanting to find out if he's the Fry Daddy™? LET'S HOPE SO!

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2:05PM EST: Kyle is confused. He says "so now you don't want me to destroy the results?" Oliver tells him that he went to the hospital and saw Sierra Rose. He wants to do everything he can to protect her. Kyle says "so you want to find out if you're her father?" Oliver tells him "give me the envelope".

Clint tells Sin-derella that if she wants to be able to get custody, she's going to have to sign the pre-nup.

Alison is hanging outside the window staring at little Bree. You know, with all the villains and psychos that hang outside those windows, maybe some security cameras would be a good idea. you think?

Ha! A waiter comes up and asks Sin if she needs anything else, and Sin fantasizes that's he's shirtless (and BTW, he's hot!). Stacy's gHOst (as she'll be know from now on) shows up and they both complain about not having sex in a while. And Stacy's gHOst wants her to sign the pre-nup.

2:10PM EST: Kyle tells Oliver that whatever decision he makes, he'll stand by him. Oliver says "I need some air" and leaves.

This 90's Jessica/Cristian thing is ... a little creepy.

Roxy storms into Viki's mansion demanding to speak to Natalie (and Roxy and Viki should have more scenes together). After Viki leaves, Roxy asks Nat what's up with her and McBaaain.

2:20PM EST: Stacy's gHOst is still trying to persuade Sin to sign the pre-nup (and from her bling, it's nice to know that heaven has a QVC). Sin realizes she needs a lawyer, and guess who pops in - Eli. They have a teasing conversation in which Eli says the word "penal" with the dirtiest inflection you can imagine.

Layla is telling Cristian's mom about Jess and her craziness, and says "Jessica may be stuck in the past, but Cristian's future is with me". Jess comes in and overhears, and taps Layla on the shoulder and says "you must be Layla. Nice to meet you". Um, you better run away, little blond girl ... NOW!

McBain and Marty are having a discussion, and Marty is trying to get up the nerve to tell him about her pregnancy when there's a knock on the door. It's Oliver, who wants advice from John. Marty excuses herself, and Oliver aks John "What would you do if you found out you were going to be a father?". Oh Oliver.

2:35PM EST: Sin is now fantasizing that Eli is shirtless (but he has his tie on), as Eli explains that there's an "infidelity clause". If she cheats, she winds up with nothing.

Mcbain says that Oliver would make a wonderful father, and inquires if he and Kyle are planning to adopt. Oliver doesn't get specific, but wonders "what if the couple is having a baby, but one of them isn't sure he's ready". John tells him "then the couple shouldn't have the baby, not unless both of them are on the same page". Marty overhears. Oh, but don't worry, Marty, I'm sure he's not talking about you and him.

2:45PM EST: Roxy tries her hardest to let it slip that Marty is pregnant, but Natalie doesn't get the hundred clues that Roxy accidentally drops.

Mcbain tells Oliver a story about people who aren't on the show anymore and says "you must look inside of yourself for the answer. And remember .. wax on ... wax off". Oliver backs away slowly.

2:55PM EST: Doesn't anyone notice that Sin is talking to herself? Shane notices that Alison is trying to take his picture, and confronts her. She makes up a lie about taking pics for the family of patients. BTW, I'm loving Alison's "Ode to the Patty Duke Show" hairdo.

Layla, Cris, and Jessica have an awkward meeting where Layla finds out that Jess is taking Cristian's class.

Oliver tells Kyle that he's not sure if he ever wants to find out if he's the father, but he wants Kyle to put the results away just in case. Kyle says "For now we wait. I'd be lying if I didn't say I wasn't nervous about you putting off another big decision. I love you. I trust that in time you'll get to wherever you need to be to know the truth. I can wait for that , as long as it takes"