Liveblogging "One Life to Live": Will There Ever Be A Rainbow?

Kyle and Oliver celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Will they find their Pot O' Gold?

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2:05PM EST: Roxy is obviously having flashbacks to Ryan's Hope. She's dressed as a schleprechaun and waving around a pitcher of green beer.

Natalie is spilling her guts to Roxy and mentions Mcbain and Marty having a baby ... when Nora and Layla walk in and overhear.

Jessica has a flashback to her high school dance days with Cris, and the flashback features two actors who look absolutely nothing like Jessica and Cris. Why couldn't they just show a real flashback with the two of them?

Bo is talking with Mcbain about the baby when Oliver and Brody overhear and come over to congratulate him. It looks like Marty and Mcbain aren't going to need to announce the baby ... everyone in town has already eavesdropped on them. BTW, all the cops are in their dress uniforms. Start your slash!

2:15PM EST: Wait a minute! Kelly's blog is called "Raising Zane?" That is ... BRILLIANT!

Okay, what is the deal with this Hannah girl? is she just there to throw a wrench into the "Stole" relationship, or is there something more?

Oliver is all like "Dude, how funny is it that I was just asking you for advice on becoming a father ... and now here you are becoming a father?" I give Oliver two more beers before he says "This guy here? This is the guy. let me tell ya!"

2:25PM EST: This Jessica/Cris flashback stuff is brutal. It's Saved By the Bell meets West Side Story ... which sounds great ... but ain't.

Everyone toasts McBain, but I don't see Oliver. Oh, that's right, he's probably marching in the St. Patrick's Day parade. Oops, I forgot. He's not allowed.

2:35PM EST: Kelly and Blair have a major bitchfest and bring up the immortal name Max Holden. Aah, those were the days. The thing I remember best about Max is that he was a dead ringer for the Peanuts character Woodstock.

I so want to see Oliver get drunk, and he's almost there! CHUG-A-CHUG-A-CHUG-A. Meanwhile, a blood-curdling scream comes from the back of Roxy's place. She runs out and shouts "We're out of beer!"

2:45PM EST: Good lord, there's so much vaseline on the lens during the flashbacks I keep expecting RuPaul to show up.

Roxy and company invade the bar, and she says "who do you have to bonk to get a beer around here?"

Oliver is officially drunk, and Bo takes his keys away. Where the hell is Kyle?

2:55PM EST: Okay, this episode has been a ... bit of a slog, but it's redeemed itself in the closing moments with Roxy and Catfish dancing to "Come on Eileen".

Preview Time: Um ... not sure when the guys show up again, but we'll let you know!