Liveblogging "One Life to Live": Manic Monday

Oliver has a busy day - he has to save Kyle and Roxy from crazy lady clutches, and he finds out if he's Sierra's daddy.

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2:05PM EST: Marty faints into John's arms. Must be "boredom fatigue".

Schuyler locks the door do he can help Mitch escape, as Bo, Kelly and Todd attempt to put the pieces together outside.

Kyle and Roxy are tied up together, as Alison tells Kyle he's "dim, dim, dim". Oh c'mon, that's at least one "dim" too many. To Kyle's horror, Alison shows him that she has Sierra Rose. Meanwhile, Roxy is still catatonic from the news that Alison gave her. Could it have something to do with ... Schuyler?

FUB comes to the aid of John and Marty. He is so adorable when he's in Police Cop mode.

2:15PM EST: Viki is in London wearing a garish robe that I'm almost convinced is one of those Magic Eye pictures, when Dorian calls and tries to convince her to get back with whatisface.

Kyle tries to convince Alison that Sky might not be Sierra's daddy. When he tells her that Stacy tried to sleep with numerous men to get pregnant, she goes ballistic. She wants to know who else could be the father ... when there's a knock at the door. It's Oliver.

Sky has injected Mitch with something that will stop his heart in seconds. He'll only get the antidote if he tells Alison to give the baby back to Sky. This scene really needs a "red digital readout" that counts down the seconds til Mitch's heart explodes.

2:25PM EST: Oliver keeps pounding at Kyle's door, explaining that Marty is sick and they need a ... first year intern quick! Alison points the gun at the door as Oliver tries to find the key.

TBTD teams up with a frantic Natalie to try and find Sky.

Brett Claywell has many talents. I guess now we have to add "looks hot tied up" to his resume. He's becoming quite proficient.

2:35PM EST: Oliver can't find his key, and runs back downstairs. Mitch calls Alison and tells her to get to the prison with the baby immediately.

The paramedics arrive as Oliver finds a spare key, and he races back upstairs and opens the door. He gasps as he walks in, shocked at what he sees. OMG! Are Kyle and Roxy dead?

2:45PM EST: Phew ... they're not dead. Kyle and Roxy are still tied up, but with tape over their mouths. Oliver rips the tape off (Oh, Oliver!), and unties them. Roxy immediately runs off, as Oliver calls Bo and tells him that Alison is at large with the baby. Which Bo already knows ... since Alison is standing before him with a gun in one hand, and Sierra in the other.

This Fangston story needs to end quickly, please.

2:55PM EST: Oliver tells Kyle he has to go help in the search, but first there's something he has to do. He ties Kyle up and the two of them make mad passionate love He takes the DNA envelope out and opens it up. He turns to Kyle and says "It's a match. I'm Sierra Roses' father". omg, what a shock.

Alison brings the baby in to see Mitch, and tells Sky he can't have her until he gives Mitch the antidote.

Preview Time: Fub needs some support.