Liveblogging "One Life to Live": Not Without My Guppy!

Now that Oliver knows the truth, he'll stop at nothing to rescue his daughter! Okay, I actually don't know if that's true, but it sounds great! Join us for the fun and refresh for updates!

2:05PM EST: Oliver is stunned reading the results. Kyle smiles sweetly and says "congratulations".

Roxy is still babbling about "losing him" and tells Rex and Natalie that Allison has the baby.

Bo is trying to figure out what to do at Statesville when Rex calls. Bo answers the phone with "Yeah, Balls?" On second thought, it may gave been "Yeah, Balsam?", but I like mine better.

2:10PM EST: Jessica and Cristian are battling to decide who has the better rack when Layla walks in.

Kyle tries to comfort Oliver during his epiphany. Oliver finally feels those paternal instincts kick in.

Roxy starts bawling, sayiing "I didn't know!" She tells Rex 'Allsion told me something ... about you and me."

2:20PM EST: Marty didn't lose the baby, but the doctor tells her there's "something else wrong"

Oliver is feeling guilty and kicking himself for not stepping up sooner. Meanwhile, Sin-derella is feeling smug because she's sure she's going to get custody. *SIGH* I'd be lying if I said that knowing that she, Oliver and Kyle will soon be gone hasn't ... deflated the balloon. Their scenes are, well, let's say "tinged with sadness".

Roxy tells BALLS that Mitch isn't his father, and Alison tells Sky that Mitch IS his father.

2:30PM EST: Alison and Roxy explain (through a flashback so cloudy even RuPaul would say "too much vaseline!") that when Roxy's baby was born ... something happened.

Cristian has paint all over him, which of course requires him to strip off his shirt. Um, there's paint on his pants too.

2:35PM EST: Alison explains that she switched Roxy's sickly baby with a baby that had been abandoned, and that baby was Rex ... or Sky? Wait, the original baby was Sky, and was switched with Rex, but Sky survived, and was raised by Alison's sister. Or something. How many baby-switching stories can this show do?

Am I the only one who noticed that while Alison was unveiling the story, Sierra Rose was in the corner of the screen struggling and wriggling? I don't blame her for trying to escape.

2:50PM EST: Sorry, but this episode gets a "Fail" for editing. Kish's scenes were chopped up into 30 second snippets and sprinkled throughout the show, completely effing up the impact Oliver's realization should have had.

Oliver arrives at the prison and tells Bo "I need to lead the unit trying to rescue Sierra. I'm her father". Brody's look is priceless.

Sin is alone in the mansion when there's a knock at the door. it's David Vickers!

Preview Time: Will Oliver save his daughter?