Liveblogging "One Life To Live": In the Pokey

That's where Cabana Boy Ross finds himself headed if Police Cop Oliver has his way. The description for today's episode is "Oliver reaches his breaking point". Oooh ... does it have something to do with Ross, and will fishticuffs break out?

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2:05PM EST: Blair still has "temporary amnesia" and can't remember what TBTD's big secret is, but Todd is determined to scream at her til she spills.

Ross is still handcuffed (to the squadroom chair, you pervs), and his sleazy lawyer comes in, but won't help him escape. Ross says "I need that briefcase to learn where my kid is!".

Dr. Marty is counseling an agoraphobic day player when Natalie rushes in needing ...an emergency psychiatric session?

2:10PM EST: Ross's sleazy lawyer asks who the arresting officer was, and he points to Oliver. The lawyer says "you got yourself arrested by that kid? He's still wet behind the ears!". Ross explains "I was beaten over the head by one of Manning's demon spawn, and then hogtied by some crazy woman", prompting the lawyer to say "so you were apprehended by a kid, a women, and that cub scout". Ha! Oliver may be a cub, but not that kind of cub.

The lawyer says "watch and learn", and saunters over to Oliver and asks for his name and badge number. Oliver nervously says "why is that, sir?" and the lawyer tells him "I can't sue the pants off you without a name".

2:20PM EST: McBain can't charge TBTD with anything because there's not enough evidence, which infuriates Dorian. he flirts with Blair, and when he leaves, Dorian says "I can't believe he chose that psycho-drama queen Marty over you"

Oh, Oliver. He just flipped out, and it was hilarious! The lawyer threatens to sue for not letting Ross get medical attention, and Oliver says "fine, I'll have him see a doctor, in his cell." The lawyer says "you can't do that", and Oliver freaks the hell out, shouting (in front of the whole squadroom)"Are you my boss? The answer is no. And only my boss can tell me what I can and cannot do. Not you, not my parents, Not the gay & lesbian caucus, not my ex, my ex's new boyfriend, or Dorian Lord's gay fiance! The lawyer meekly says "I'm just trying to get at the facts", and Oliver goes on, saying "No, you're just trying to push me around. I get it. it's what lawyers do, TBTD tried to do the same thing to me this morning when she shoved Blair Cramer out the window".

2:30PM EST: Ross jumps up when he hears what happened between Blair and TBTD, and he pushes Oliver forward onto the desk, and takes off, with Police Cops in pursuit. I repeat ... he threw Oliver forward onto the desk. I think I have my screencap for tomorrow.

2:35PM EST: Oliver blames the lawyer for Ross getting away. A hot day player cop says "he got away, but he won't get far". Oliver says "that's right, he won't, because I know exactly where he's going".

Dorian tells Blair that she may never remember what happened, as Ross runs into the hospital room, handcuffs jangling, and rushed up to to the bed and asks how she's doing.

2:45PM EST: There's more stuff with the "GiGi is jealous of Kim and Sky" story, but I'm just not feeling it. Meanwhile, Rex is chewing on some scenery in the shadows.

TBTD tells Todd that if it wasn't this, it would be something else that drives him back to Blair.

Ross visits with Blair for a bit, then when he hears that TBTD is with Todd, he says "I gotta go", and tries to run out of there. Unfortunately for him, Oliver opens the hospital room door and says "the only place you're going is back to jail."

2:55PM EST: Okay ... Oliver and Ross tangle, and I know it's wrong of me to find it hot ... but I do. Oliver says "I'm taking you in", and Ross says "you got back-up?'. Oliver tells him "It's just me, and trust me, you don't want to test me today." Ross smirks and says "whatever", and playfully slaps Oliver on the cheek before trying to toss him aside. Just as he's about to run out the door, though, OLIVER TAZERS HIM.

Gee ... I wish I could think of a joke for that.

Preview Time: I'm sure it'll be shocking!