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Liveblogging "One Life To Live": The Big Day, Part Four "Help Kyle Decide"

With just hours to go before the ceremony, Kyle can't stop thinking about Oliver. Decisions, decisions! Maybe he needs a little help. Who do you think Kyle should end up with?

Vote below, and then join us for the fun, and refresh for updates!

2:05PM EST: Oh wow, it's the HALLOWEEN EPISODE! Yes! We've got Batman, Robin, Catwoman, with Blair, Todd and Jack and little whatsisface as the Fantastic Four. Blair is rocking her Invisible Girl suit , and Jack is quite the little flamer (meaning he's wearing the Human Torch outfit). I still say they should put Scott Evans in a Johnny Storm costume, as a tribute to his brother.

2:10PM EST: So, we're going to get a Dani/Matthew/Destiny triangle? Gee, great!

DVTM is offering trick-or-treaters half-eaten apples, and he's teaming up with Destiny. Which is more disturbing?

Amelia wants Dorian to legalize all the same-sex marriages that are about to happen. Dorian is all "Whaaa?" and Amelia explains that all Dorian has to do is issue marriage licenses for all the couples. It doesn't mean anything has to change between the two of them, and she'd still be free to be with DVTM, and to love him.

2:20PM EST: I'm loving the spinster schoolmarm. She has a definite haughty Sarah Douglas as Ursa in Superman II vibe.

Amelia tells Dorian she can be with DVTM is she wants, it just takes a "little planning". Dorian thinks it's too late to be outed as "straight", and Amelia tells her she doesn't think she go along with the wedding if it's going to hurt her. Dorian says "do you want to cancel the wedding?", and Amelia responds "do you?" just as DVTM walks through the door.

Okay, the show's half over, where the hell is Kyle?

2:35PM EST: Dorian tells DVTM about the "new plan". He says "i can't tell you what to do. what is it that you want?"

Matthew shreds Bo and Nora limb from limb. I love it!

I now realize where I've seen the Destiny-style of acting. Barney!

Still no Kyle. This is ticking me off.

2:45PM EST Okay, the Dynamic Trio and the Fantastic Four have a dance-off, and I have to admit to cringing just a bit. Schuyler, GiGi and Shane win.

DVTM just quit Dorian's campaign to fly to London with Destiny.

Bo and Nora are feeling sorry for themselves and throwing glasses and bottles against the wall. Which leads to ... a kiss!

Matthew calls TBTD, and says "a friend of mine thought you might be able to help me", as Dani stands nearby.

DVTM and Destiny are about to leave for the airport (apparently kids these days keep their passports handy), when Dorian saunters down the steps in her wedding outfit, and tries to convince DVTM to stay. It's no use, though, as he has a "date with destiny". Those are his words, not mine. I would never make a pun that bad.

Well. No Kyle. Obviously, the online spoiler Gods are toying with me. Sorry, guys, but tomorrow is a MUST-SEE! We'll see you then!

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  • Anomic's picture

    I would root for Kyle to end up with snicks but...

    I'm thinking I'd rather snicks get with our cuddly Fish instead. ;)

     

    "I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them." - Pablo Picasso

    isoron's picture

    Don't you feel it appropriate...

    that Jack is the Human Torch!
    Joseph's picture

    I have a feeling...

    ...that our boys aren't on today, though it would be great if Fish ran into Jack dressed up as The Human Torch.
    Joseph's picture

    Two questions

    1. Did I miss an episode? How did Destiny get Danielle's cell phone number?

    2. How did Destiny manage to save up nearly $1000.00? Orbitz shows the cheapest no-advance round-trip ticket from Llanview, er, Harrisburg, PA, to London is $484.00 per person on Air Canada....

    isoron's picture

    Matthew

    called Destiny on Dani's cell phone when his roommate lifted it from her.
    Javi's picture

    1.)

    1.) Last week Matthew's roomate stole Daniela's cell phone so Matthew could use it, and Matthew called Destiny with it. So it was on Destiny's caller ID.

     

    2.) Destiny has a part-time job teaching acting lessons down at the Y. 

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    jsg03jd's picture

    I would demand an immediate refund of my tuition...

    ...if someone asked me what to do about taking acting classes from Miss Destiny...
    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Phone Number

    Destiny had the number because Buchanan Jr. called her from it not knowing it was Danielle's.

    Not seeing live but will ask anyway, did Danielle fly overseas without parental consent? Or did someone come with her?

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    Joseph's picture

    Destiny is going with...

    ...David Vickers The Man.
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    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Halloween?

    Are we to assume the mass wedding day is NOT Halloween and that is just happens to be the same day as the party?

    And was Todd supposed to be in the Fantastic Four costume originally? I mean Blair and he werent getting along before well so you have to ask.

     

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    Psionycx's picture

    That would be so HOT

    I still say they should put Scott Evans in a Johnny Storm costume, as a tribute to his brother.

    Pun intended. Seriously, that would have been such great humor!

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    xanthis2001's picture

    I know I'm a comic book geek ...

    Because my first reaction after of that would be funny was - OOOHHH and Kyle can dress up as Submariner.  All he needs is a green speedo and some elf ears.

     

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    Javi's picture

    oooooo *cringe

    oooh Destiny, that was just baaad. When she admitted she loved Matthew, it was just bad acting. I really want to like her but she makes it hard.
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    Joseph's picture

    "Are only the gays getting married these days?"

    THAT was priceless!
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    Javi's picture

    haha that was a good line!

    However Faux Heidi was rushing everyone earlier because she had a protest to get to! So is she a homophobe going to protest all the gays gettin' married? Maybe.

    Todd deserved to lose! No tights, no trophy!

    And is it weird that I think Sky looks hotter with his Batman costume?! 

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    Ed Kennedy's picture

    OK, so it's Heidi

    It took me until the runway show to understand the host was supposed to be Heidi Klum. I'm still not convinced of gender under the costume.
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    xanthis2001's picture

    Didn't anybody else find it hypocritical...

    that Todd called Sky a "sex offender."

     I'm with most of you I want to like Destiny but the other "kid" actors on they show are so much better.  Also she seems like she is 11 or 12 while Mathew seems like he is 15 or 16.  I know they are the same age but she looks much younger.

     

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    Joseph's picture

    Yes, but...

    ...didn't Schuyler or Gigi say something like "You should know!" back at Todd?

    And don't get me started on the actress who plays Destiny. It's just painful to watch her try to act.

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    Actually ironically

    it was Todd who was going to explain to Jack that he also "wsa a sex offen..." till Blair cut him off.
    Liz T's picture

    who the hell is...

    who the hell is Destiny? i'm drawing a freaking blank here...

     

    nevermind. figured it out

    Duskysoda2009's picture

    Vomiting

    Is everyone done vomiting so I can read this in peace? *smile*
    Nine Rand Note's picture

    *Shakes clenched fist in the direction of New York City*

    snicks wrote:

    Well. No Kyle. Obviously, the online spoiler Gods are toying with me.

    Curse you, OLTL writers! We don't need more gay wedding scheme exposition, we need KNISH resolution NOW! Get those gays suited up and down the aisle pronto! (with Officer Fish in the wings, taser at the ready of course :P)

    That said, Skyler (hawt) filled that batsuit quite..amply yesterday (even if those were padded bat pecs..), so perhaps some busting of move may offer meagre consolation.. for now.

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    "You know when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra; I was aroused, and then furious.."

    Sue Sylvester, Oh, you know where it's from (!)

     

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    jsg03jd's picture

    The Role of Drag Queen Heidi Klum...

    ...was played by one of my Broadway faves - JACKIE HOFFMAN!  I didn't even realize it immediately.  I thought it was some half-baked drag queen. 

    Turns out, it was a real woman...who looked like a half-baked drag queen. 

    God bless Jackie H.!!!

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    Anthony D. Langford's picture

    Bo and Nora

    Does anybody hate Bo and Nora as much as I do?  They lose a fair and just battle in court (this is the DA and the police commissioner mind you) and then kidnap Matthew and basically imprison him, knowing he can't get away or go anywhere and confined him to a wheelchair for the rest of his life because THEY don't want to deal.   And then they have the nerve to be upset and outraged because Matthew doesn't 'love' them anymore?  So frustrating.....
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    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Talent waster

    I think this storyline is a HUGE waste of great acting talent in Hilary B. Smith. Her acting has been the only real stand out in any of these scenes yet they really are just dull and boring. Why can't we start the Bo & Kim seduction that seems to be coming rather than this dragged out and cruel story. I mean put a rest, fix him and get over it.

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    Dave Doty's picture

    Bora

    I was sympathetic until the kidnapping twist, but yeah, they're now pissing me off, too.  OTOH, since I watched a bunch of the older eps, I've got more positive stories to balance them out overall.

    I'm still enjoying the hell out of the story, though.  Matthew's plight is probably the most emotionally engaging story going on right now for me.  It's been amped up by his separation from Destiny, sadly coming to a close.  I hope they're not expecting us to root for Destiny over Danielle.

    Ed Kennedy's picture

    Roommate!

    It's an English boarding school, I'm rooting for Matthew's roommate. That's how it always works out in films. Movies wouldn't lie to me.
    Dave Doty's picture

    Nora and Tea

    It occurs to me that one of the many ways that Nora is very similar to her nemesis Tea is that both have strong, well-defined character traits that aren't so much good or bad as situational.

    In other words, we cheer when they are pointed a direction we like, and boo and hiss when they are pointed a direction we dislike.  This, despite the fact that they have the same motivations and behaviors in both situations.

    Tea's goal is to win.  Her morality isn't different when she's getting Todd off for rape or defending Matthew's rights.  And Nora always does what she thinks is right, whether we agree, or whether it's legal.  Her morality isn't any different when she throws a case to KEEP from getting Todd off for rape, or fighting to take away Matthew's rights.

    And, of course, they've both sent their kids off to a London boarding school for selfish reasons that have very little to do with their kids' welfare.

    I think they're much more alike that Tea and Blair.  Blair definitely has a good side and a bad side, and her good and bad decisions come from very different places.

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    Tom

    I'm wondering how they're going to get Tom in Llanview and what he's going to do once he gets there.  I can't imagine the show brought him on just for this London plot arc which can't last for too much longer.  I don't know why I'm wondering that.... I guess I like that kid and he's a good actor.
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    Obviously Kyle

    had to bail on today's episode to consider that brand new fourth option that was just presented to him.  Is this the twist to the gay wedding, Snicks?  Was your vomiting on Monday just a case of pre-wedding nerves???
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    mamxnb's picture

    matthew too mature

    to be with destiny , she does act too young , feel to young ,etc, matttew had to grow you due to his  accident ,  and he acting very mature for his situation i think, as to danielle mm she mature ? mmm  being the daughter of todd mmmm poro old bo wil have his grandkiddies  related to the todd monster ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh , i love to see the bo crack up and so on, he just too tough for words he be interesting mmmmmmmmmm