Liveblogging "One Life To Live": Splat!

Did Blair survive her tumble out the window? Did it happen to overlook the big gay press conference? Will someone break her fall? It she lands on DVTM this will officially be my all-time favorite show.

And will Oliver back down from his assertion that Nick ... "may be trying to assassinate Dorian Lord?" Oh, Oliver. What would McBaaaain say?

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2:05PM EST: This is hilarious. Dorian once again announces she's marrying Amelia, and Todd busts out laughing, Destiny tells the still comatose Shawn "she's marrying a sister", Matthew makes a face like someone just cut one, and our gays just look flabbergasted.

OMG, Dorian just tried to explain by saying, I kid you not "Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone"

Blair tumbles out of the window and lands in front of the podium, as everyone looks on horrified. YES! Roxy is on today! She's watching on TV, and like all of us, is glued to the screen.

It's five minutes in, and this episode is already a classic.

2:10PM EST: It looks like Kyle is going to help treat Blair's injuries. Shouldn't Oliver be saying "move along people, nothing here to see!" Todd looks up and sees a horrified TBTD in the window.

Roxy's hair is looking particularly Cyndi Lauper in Vibes today. Oliver overhears (damn, he's good at that) Todd accusing TBTD of pushing Blair out the window. She denies it, but Fish is keeping a close eye on her. * Ed just asked if Oliver was checking out her behind. Just took another look, and ... he was! Ha!

2:25PM EST: Bo shocks Nora by saying "look, Matthew is going through with this surgery whether we like it or not, so let's make sure he has the best surgeon. How bout that guy who put his brother in a coma?"

Greg is doubting his abilities to provide anyone care when Blair is wheeled in. What do you wanna bet that this will be a "Greg regains his mojo by saving Blair" story?

OOH! TBTD tries to leave the scene, and Police Cop Oliver has to manhandle her when she refuses to stay. "DON'T TAZE ME, 'MO!"

2:30PM EST: TBTD still tries to struggle, insisting it was an accident. Oliver says "that's not what Todd said", and I have to ask you some questions."

I know people have knocked Destiny's acting, and it is pretty bad, but it's no worse than any of the robot moppets on Disney Channel.

Oliver sternly asks TBTD "Ms. Delgado, what was the fight about?" I love stern Oliver.

2:45PM EST: Uh-Oh ... Kyle's not into Nick's plan. Nick explains that the scheme was just going to be to get Dorian to agree to marry same-sex couples, but the whole unexpected "Dorian coming out" thing will only help the cause. Kyle flashes back to Oliver warning him that Nick was up to something.

Greg tells Dorian, Blair, Cole and Starr that Blair has a lot of bruises and cuts, and a concussion, but she should be okay.

TBTD tells Oliver "Look, Officer FISSSSSHHHH, you have no reason to hold me". Oliver stammers, but she pretty much wipes him around the floor with "get out of my way Junior, I have to see my husband!". Oliver calls after her, and she says "stop me by shooting me in the back if you have to!".

2:50PM EST: Nick and Amelia chat about what happened, and Amelia insists on going through with the wedding.

DVTM has to answer questions from the hyperactive press about his marriage to Dorian. A reporter asks "The ups and downs of your marriage, were they around Doctor Lord's sexuality?". David says "you're going to want to rephrase that in the edit".

Oh dear ... David makes a final statement to the press while standing between Oliver and Kyle. He makes some speech about hemorrhoid pads, but to be honest, I was too busy WATCHING KYLE PLAY POCKET POOL WHILE HE WAS LOOKING AT OLIVER. The two of them share some sweet, nervous glances.

Preview Time: Will Blair tell Todd the truth, Will Dorian continue with the marriage fraud, will Kyle take his hand out of his pocket? We'll find out next week!