Liveblogging "One Life To Live": "Koi"-tus Interruptus

See, because KOI is a a fish, and Fish and Oliver were interrupted, so ...

Never mind. Will Kish finish their first date? More importantly, will Oliver have to shower to get rid of the creepy grave dirt, and will Kyle help him?

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2:05PM EST: Matthew and "tough but cute" Danni are on a plane back to Seattle.

Oliver thanks Kyle for waiting, and Kyle says "how about a shower?" YES!!!!! Oh wait ... he meant that Oliver should shower alone. Damn.

Oh jeez ... Rex learns his father is Mitch and now his facial tics have completely run amok.

Joe Novak "Mitch" is apparently some kind of cult leader/crazy person. How long before we hear the name "XENU"?

2:10PM EST OH ... MY ... GODDESS. FUB walks out in just a towel and asks Kyle to hand him his shirt. Kyle takes one long lingering look at a wet, almost nake ...where was I? Oh yeah, Kyle says "you know, we don't have to go out. We can stay in".

2:20PM EST: It looks like Layla and Cris are going to give it a go. So should we start the countdown til Evangeline comes out of her coma?

AWWW! Oliver is so cute. He nervously asks Kyle what he wants to do. He says "we can play cards, or watch a movie. Christina Comes Home for Christmas is on TV". Kyle grabs his hand and says "I missed you. We don't have to do anything if you don't want to. I just want to spend time with you. The rest can wait". Oliver whispers "I don't wanna wait". They kiss and move off camera. So does this mean they're going to miss Christina Comes Home for Christmas"?

2:30PM EST: TBTD has finally found out that Matthew and Danni are friends.

Kyle and Oliver are passionately kissing, and Oliver says "i don't want to disappoint you. I haven't been with anyone since college". Kyle says "don't worry it's like riding a bike, One you get on you'll remember how to ride, it'll come back to you". They're getting hot and heavy when Sarah Walker from Brothers & Sisters bursts through the door ... I mean Cris and Layla burst through the door, kissing.

2:35PM EST: Kyle and Oliver try to explain that Oliver had to shower because he just got back from work, and Fish says "so I was kissing my boyfriend? What's the big deal, I've been waiting a long time". Kyle looks impressed at Oliver's ... declaration. Oliver then does a double take and says to Layla and Cris "Whoa! Were you two just kissing?"

This stuff with Mitch and the sickle is just ... goofy.

2:45PM EST: Cris and Layla leave the room so the guys can talk, and Oliver and Kyle decide not to rush into things, and to take it slow. Uh-Oh. That sounds dangerously close to Luke and Noah-speak.

Well, now everyone knows that Danni is TBTD's kid, and that she and Matthew have run off together.

ABC has just interrupted for a special report about the President speaking at the Fort Hood memorial service, so that's it for today. If anything big happened in the last ten minutes of the show, feel free to discuss it in the comments.

Preview Time: That's it for this week, but please join us for the As The World Turns liveblogs later this week. There will be some major developments for Luke and Noah!