Liveblogging "One Life To Live": A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

What does the above pic say to you? To me it says that Oliver and Kyle are ... willing to share a shirt. What other symbolism could there be?

Anyway ... Join us for the fun, and refresh for updates!

2:05PM EST: Damn! Yesterday's show featured a steamy shower scene with Brody (I think a girl was in there with him, but i don't recall), and it looks like it's over. Now see, usually this show makes days last for weeks, so why can't the shower last a few episodes?

Schuyler has found out that Stacy has been lying this whole time about the baby, but she and Evil Ethel convince him that the baby she's carrying is his.

Danni is screaming at Todd to leave her mom and dad alone, and Todd says "Ross isn't your dad ... I am".

Markko is scared that Dorian is going to find out that it was his vote for Viki that cost her the election. As well he should be. Those Faberge eggs on Dorian's mantle? They aren't eggs.

2:10PM EST: Kyle brings Oliver dinner at the station as a fellow cop walks by. He says "your boyfriend brought you dinner?" Oliver gets all defensive and says "yeah my boyfriend brought me dinner. You got a problem with that?"

So Rex is the offspring of Roxy and Mitch Lawrence. Well, that explains a lot.

2:20PM EST: Marko tells Dorian the truth about not voting for her. In lieu of flowers, please send a donation to charity.

Stacy and Evil Ethel are about to convince Schuyler to hide the truth. Oh Sky.

Danni insists on the truth, and TBTD is about to spill the beans. If you've been watching the show the last few non-Kish weeks, you'll know that Florencia Lozano has been knocking her scenes out of the park. And she's one of the best screamers I've ever heard.

2:25PM EST: Oliver tells Officer Flynn "You saw me come out on TV., and if you don't like it, too bad. Now why don't you say what you were gonna say!" Flynn says "there's some soda in the break room if you want some". Oliver sheepishly says "I'm sorry". Flynn says "look, I know you've caught some flack, but not all of us are jerks." Kyle, meanwhile, is standing behind Oliver and is quite amused as Oliver sticks his foot in his mouth. Oliver turns to him and says "I'm sorry I went off". Kyle smiles and says "don't be sorry. You just called me your boyfriend". Awww.

Viki announces on TV that because of everything that's happened to her family, she won't be be able to serve as mayor.

2:30PM EST: Dorian rails against Marko for not voting for her. Langston says "look, you lost the Mayor's race, so why not focus on your person life. David is waiting for you in London". Dorian says "but i wanted to be Mayor!" In a hilarious scene, Amelia suddenly pops up out of nowhere like Endora and says "well you lost, so why not follow your heart. Go to London".

2:35PM EST: Amelia tells Dorian that she's helped the fight for same-sex marriage, and that they would keep fighting, but she should be with David.

Danni finds out that Ross abused her mother, and she calls the police

2:45PM EST: Kyle and Oliver take a stroll down the hall and Oliver invites him to Thanksgiving dinner. Kyle accepts, and they share a quick but sweet kiss.

The police arrive and tell Todd, TBTD and Ross that they need to come to the station for suspected "kidnapping and spousal battery".

2:50PM EST: Yep, Schuyler is going to keep Stacy's secret.

Dorian is ready to leave for London (she's literally out the door) when Amelia gets a phone call saying that Viki has vacated her seat.

I love seeing TBTD go all "shark lawyer" as she does with the cops. They arrest Ross as Danni protests. TBTD finally tells Todd the truth and says "congratulations, it's a girl".

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