Liveblogging "One Life To Live": A Very Kish Thanksgiving

It's Thanksgiving in Llanview. Gather 'round for a heaping helping of turkey, mashed taters, and Kish. But beware of dropped forks, the new Mayor, and psychotic cult leaders.

Join us for the fun, and refresh for updates!

2:05PM EST: Dorian is puffed up about Viki stepping aside as Mayor, and is so full of herself she's oozing.

In the aftermath of the Mitch Lawrence bombshell, everyone is still trying to get their bearings, which means Brody may yet end up in the shower again.

And Cris comes out in just a towel. I swear these people must know when we're liveblogging. He's drinking a glass of milk, and just let me state for the record ... it does do a body good.

Layla asks Oliver if he called his parents, and he says "yes, but they haven't called back".

Kyle walks in on Roxy chatting with Morris the Porcupine and delivers the greatest line in the history of everything "are you talking to a beaver?"

2:10PM EST: Amelia comes in and says that the city council has held an emergency meeting and tells her "congratulations, Mayor Lord".

2:20PM EST: Ha! Dorian says "gay people around this country are counting on me and I'm not going to let them down!"

Kyle is assigned to make a green bean casserole for Thanksgiving dinner, and is adorably clueless. He asks Roxy is she wants to join them, and she says "I don't wanna be a sixth wheel". Oh Roxy.

Matthew is upset because he still can't feel anything in his legs. Too bad there isn't a clumsy black girl around to help out.

Bo and Nora are about to get hot and heavy when Clint walks in and says "there's no use hiding it from me, I know what's going on". Which obviously means he has no idea what's going on.

2:30PM EST: And we're back from break, and surprise! It turns out that Clint was talking about something completely different.

Dorian can't understand why Star is not more happy for her, and Star explains that the only reason Dorian is mayor is because Jared died, and she really doesn't feel like celebrating. Dorian realizes that Star is right, and her small heart grew three sizes that day.

Viki is upset because she forgot it was Thanksgiving and didn't have time to cater prepare anything. just then the doorbell rings, and whatstheirfaces are there with a thanksgiving dinner, along with GiGi, Rex and Shane. The doorbell rings again, and she open the door to find Star, baby Hope ... and Dorian.

Matthew is feeling blue, and wonders why his parents haven't called yet ... when on cue, they walk into the hospital room, along with Destiny and her family.

Kyle is about to leave with his "casserole" and asks Roxy again if she wants to come. She says no, and then Kyle tells her "my mother was far from perfect, but she loved me, and I always knew that". Roxy says "sounds like she was a pretty good mom". Kyle says "she was. You remind me a lot of her", which causes Roxy to tear up. AWWW!

Layla is murdering the mashed potatoes when Kyle knock on the door. Oliver opens it and they say "Happy Thanksgiving" to each other. The look on Oliver's face is priceless. The word "beaming" doesn't even do it justice.

this isn't the look i was talking about

2:45PM EST: Viki congratulates Dorian on becoming the new Mayor. Seeing these two Grande Dames going toe-to-toe takes me back twenty years.

Viki reads a poem while we get a montage of the various thanksgiving scenes.

Matthew is still feeling down when Destiny accidentally drops a fork on his leg. He screams "you clumsy oaf!" , but then realizes ... he can feel his legs! It's a ... Thanksgiving miracle?

2:55PM EST: The last segment of the show features a pop-rock song montage of Thanksgiving. We see the late Asa's picture (sniff), Roxy hugging Shane (sniff), everyone celebrating around Matthew (sniff), but we don't get a final Kish shot (booooo!).

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