Liveblogging "One Life To Live": Will They or Won't They?

"Will they or won't they" ... show up in this episode? We've been hearing conflicting rumors that our guys may make an appearance, so let's cross our fingers. If they don't, well hopefully someone else will fly out a window or one of the hunks will throw us a bone with a towel scene.

Join us for the fun and refresh for updates.

2:05PM EST: Amelia comes in and announces that the polls have just closed. Now that's a long day in Llanview.

Marcy returns to pay tribute to Dead Baby Chloe, and reminisces with Viki.

Brody is shamefully free of his bondage, but on the bright side, Rex is still tied up. McBain and Brody are starting to put the pieces together, and question Scarah Fawcett. Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure they left poor Rex tied up in the bedroom.

Todd and Amelia are getting into it. Todd makes some inappropriate comments about wanting to know "who the groom is". Amelia says "you ever watch a movie in a motel?" Todd cackles and says "yeah baby". Amelia says "it's nothing like that". Todd is such a sleaze.

2:15PM EST: Jessica and Jared are being stalked by someone with a shaky cam.

Marty and Blair have begun round one of "Tight Sweater Battle '09" . Blair is winning so far (there must be a cold draft by her).

2:20PM EST: The returns are coming in and so far, it's neck and neck between Viki and Dorian.

Marcy is fondling the basketball under her skirt. I wasn't watching the show during Marcy's time, but didn't she go bonkers once and kill a bunch of people?

GiGi is stumbling around like an actress who has never played drunk before and has no idea what to do.

Oh, this is too funny. Mcbain holds up a picture of a man and asks Scarah if she's ever seen him before. He says "he's been known to wear hideous scarves and try to seduce lunkhead college students". That's right, it's ... Forbes March! (who played the much-discussed character Nash).

2:35PM EST: Jack is taking bets on the election. Ha! Dorian is nervous about the outcome, but Amelia calms her down, and they do the official Lesbian High-Five.

Rex is splayed out on the bed, and soon Jared is splayed out on the ground thanks to Jessica. They've got a lot of splayin' to do! I'm sorry.

2:45PM EST: Marcy says goodbye to Dead Baby Chloe, and takes her leave.

Marko admits to Cole that he didn't vote for Dorian, and lied to Langston about it. Cole says "don't worry, it's not like YOUR ONE VOTE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE". Uh-Oh.

Jessica is running around like she's the final girl in a slasher film. Hey, there's a building with a light on up ahead. that'll be safe!

2:50PM EST: Oh,Marcy's back. She's brought a present for Live Baby Hope.

Jessica is still running around, and enters a greenhouse where she she sees an obviously fake Nash in a chair with a horrible wig, and says "Nash, is that you?" Oh jeez. Meanwhile, Viki comes across Nash's grave ... which has been robbed!

Damn. No Kish. But they'll definitely be here next week, so stay tuned!