Liveblogging "One Life To Live": Will Kyle "Lay Down the Law?"

Get it? Cause Kyle and Oliver are going on a date, and Oliver is a cop, so Kyle wants to ... lay down the law.

Never mind. Anyway, as the guys prepare for their first night out as a couple, they may have to help Cris and Layla sort through their messy relationship.

Join us for the fun and refresh for updates.

2:05PM EST: We start with Kyle (looking adorable) on his way out for his "first official date" with Oliver. He runs into Roxy (who's dressed like a Shamrock Shake), who wishes him good luck.

Layla tells Oliver to hurry up and finish getting ready for his "first official date" with Kyle. He comes out (looking adorable) and Layla says "does the word dork mean anything to you?". That's harsh, but hilarious, as Oliver is left speechless.

ROFLMAO! Jessica keeps calling to "Nash", and finally walks up to his chair revealing ... A ROTTED CORPSE WITH A BAD WIG! AIYEEEE!

2:10PM EST: Oliver says "but I just bought this shirt", and Layla responds "that's the shirt you wear when you're taking your neighbor's kids to play goofy golf. If there's a contest to see who can disguise their smoking hot body the best, you would win." Oliver is convinced, and decides to change his shirt, but first tries to get Layla to realize that she deserves happiness, too.

Meanwhile, Cris is daydreaming, and his mom tries to convince him to just "call her!"

Is that corpse really supposed to be the rotted corpse of Nash? Because if it is, the poor guy died screaming (he probably saw an advance script for his As the World Turns story).

2:15PM EST: Cris tells his mom that he can't call Layla because her sister is still in a coma. His mom tells him to keep trying.

Layla tells Oliver (unconvincingly) that she's not in love with Cris. Kyle arrives (I'm not sure how I feel about his new stubble look) and he and Oliver (freshly changed into a blue button-down shirt) make awkward small talk.

2:25PM EST: Just as Kish are about to embark Oliver gets a call from work. They're short-handed and he needs to put on his Officer cap. Kyle says he understands, and Oliver asks him to wait around til he's done. Kyle agrees, and sits down to have a beer with Layla.

Meanwhile, we come back to the road show of Let's Scare Jessica to Death (my undying love to whoever gets that ancient reference).

2:35PM EST: Kyle and Layla are pleasantly chatting when Kyle brings up Layla's sister Evangeline. Oh no he didn't!

Ha! Oliver was called in to investigate the grave robbing. Wait a minute! This really is Plan 9 from Outer Gays! All we need is Tor Johnson and Vampira stumbling around the set.

Okay, right now the rotted corpse of Nash is a better actor than Gigi. Sober up already, please!

2:45PM EST: Kyle apologizes, but Layla says "it actually feels good to talk about it with someone who isn't actually telling me what to do". Kyle nods, and then tells her what to do. "I never would have been able to get back with Oliver if I hadn't learned to put the past behind me." Layla nods, and then says "can you wait here alone for Oliver? There's something I need to do."

Oliver emerges from the grave (which from the smudges on his face must be in a coal mine) and says "we lifted some prints and we're going to impound the casket". Does this mean there's a City Casket Impound Lot?

For those interested, here's more info on Let's Scare Jessica to Death.

2:50PM EST: Oliver returns home (still smudged) and says to Kyle "you're still here". Kyle smiles and says "still here." Oliver beams. Awwww!

Jessica is terrified over who could have exhumed Nash's body, and when she hears a voice say "I did", she turns around to see ... Joe Novak from Ryan's Hope! Or some guy named Mitch.

Preview Time: Will Kish manage to finish their date?