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Liveblogging "One Life To Live": Will Kyle "Lay Down the Law?"

Get it? Cause Kyle and Oliver are going on a date, and Oliver is a cop, so Kyle wants to ... lay down the law.

Never mind. Anyway, as the guys prepare for their first night out as a couple, they may have to help Cris and Layla sort through their messy relationship.

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2:05PM EST: We start with Kyle (looking adorable) on his way out for his "first official date" with Oliver. He runs into Roxy (who's dressed like a Shamrock Shake), who wishes him good luck.

Layla tells Oliver to hurry up and finish getting ready for his "first official date" with Kyle. He comes out (looking adorable) and Layla says "does the word dork mean anything to you?". That's harsh, but hilarious, as Oliver is left speechless.

ROFLMAO! Jessica keeps calling to "Nash", and finally walks up to his chair revealing ... A ROTTED CORPSE WITH A BAD WIG! AIYEEEE!

2:10PM EST: Oliver says "but I just bought this shirt", and Layla responds "that's the shirt you wear when you're taking your neighbor's kids to play goofy golf. If there's a contest to see who can disguise their smoking hot body the best, you would win." Oliver is convinced, and decides to change his shirt, but first tries to get Layla to realize that she deserves happiness, too.

Meanwhile, Cris is daydreaming, and his mom tries to convince him to just "call her!"

Is that corpse really supposed to be the rotted corpse of Nash? Because if it is, the poor guy died screaming (he probably saw an advance script for his As the World Turns story).

2:15PM EST: Cris tells his mom that he can't call Layla because her sister is still in a coma. His mom tells him to keep trying.

Layla tells Oliver (unconvincingly) that she's not in love with Cris. Kyle arrives (I'm not sure how I feel about his new stubble look) and he and Oliver (freshly changed into a blue button-down shirt) make awkward small talk.

2:25PM EST: Just as Kish are about to embark Oliver gets a call from work. They're short-handed and he needs to put on his Officer cap. Kyle says he understands, and Oliver asks him to wait around til he's done. Kyle agrees, and sits down to have a beer with Layla.

Meanwhile, we come back to the road show of Let's Scare Jessica to Death (my undying love to whoever gets that ancient reference).

2:35PM EST: Kyle and Layla are pleasantly chatting when Kyle brings up Layla's sister Evangeline. Oh no he didn't!

Ha! Oliver was called in to investigate the grave robbing. Wait a minute! This really is Plan 9 from Outer Gays! All we need is Tor Johnson and Vampira stumbling around the set.

Okay, right now the rotted corpse of Nash is a better actor than Gigi. Sober up already, please!

2:45PM EST: Kyle apologizes, but Layla says "it actually feels good to talk about it with someone who isn't actually telling me what to do". Kyle nods, and then tells her what to do. "I never would have been able to get back with Oliver if I hadn't learned to put the past behind me." Layla nods, and then says "can you wait here alone for Oliver? There's something I need to do."

Oliver emerges from the grave (which from the smudges on his face must be in a coal mine) and says "we lifted some prints and we're going to impound the casket". Does this mean there's a City Casket Impound Lot?

For those interested, here's more info on Let's Scare Jessica to Death.

2:50PM EST: Oliver returns home (still smudged) and says to Kyle "you're still here". Kyle smiles and says "still here." Oliver beams. Awwww!

Jessica is terrified over who could have exhumed Nash's body, and when she hears a voice say "I did", she turns around to see ... Joe Novak from Ryan's Hope! Or some guy named Mitch.

Preview Time: Will Kish manage to finish their date?

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  • Liz's picture

    ;-)

    Get it? Cause Kyle and Oliver are going on a date, and Oliver is a cop, so Kyle wants to... lay down the law.

    ^ ah, so clever you are snicks. ;-)

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    AddisonDewitt's picture

    ;-)

    What happened to "Will Kyle get collared?" or "Will Kyle get his pin striped?" or "Will Kyle be caught by the long arm of the law?"

    Ok I'll stop...

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    isoron's picture

    Does the word

    "dork" have any meaning to you. Great line! Oliver must have borrowed that shirt from Luke over at ATWT.
    jsg03jd's picture

    I know.  Someone tell Luke

    I know.  Someone tell Luke Snyder that one of his many, many striped shirts has been stolen...by Oliver!
    Liz's picture

    are wearing...

    are wearing striped shirts a must for gay soap characters or something? tsk
    Ed Kennedy's picture

    Beats plaid

    I had a pictorial representation in Drive By at one point of ugly plaid shirts they were making the gay characters wear. It was awful, and crossed shows and networks.
    Liz's picture

    yeah, ya may have something there...

    i HATE plaid. seeing old home movies of my dad in tacky plaid pants in the 70's did not help.

     

    jsg03jd's picture

    I think it is...

    ...at least for gay male blonds on soaps.
    Anthony D. Langford's picture

    But....

    .... it's still not as bad as any of Luke's shirts!

     

    Kyle, however, looks HOT.

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    Anthony D. Langford's picture

    Yep!

    Is that corpse really supposed to be the rotted corpse of Nash?

     

    Yeah, it's Nash.  Yuck.

    isoron's picture

    Probably shipped

    ON by Fed Ex.
    zanefan's picture

    It's easy to tell by the way

    It's easy to tell by the way it over-acted, threw its hands around as it spoke and said things like "You STOWL my WAWLLET!"
    Ginelle's picture

    KYLE AND OLIVER

    Let's keep this story happening, baby!   

    Anthony D. Langford's picture

    I Think.....

    Let's Scare Jessica to Death (my undying love to whoever gets that ancient reference).

    It's from a horror movie from the 60's or 70's, right?

    jsg03jd's picture

    Ugh.  No one needs to know

    Ugh.  No one needs to know about Gigi's chastity for ten years.  I'm sure she had a Rabbit or something to play with...

    And she is the WORST.TV.DRUNK.EVER. 

    Anthony D. Langford's picture

    Gigi.....

    jsg03jd wrote:

    Ugh.  No one needs to know about Gigi's chastity for ten years.  I'm sure she had a Rabbit or something to play with...

    And she is the WORST.TV.DRUNK.EVER. 

     

    I agree.  No sex for ten years because of REX?  Whatevs, idiot.

    And FF is just AWFUL in these scenes.

    Run, Sky, RUN.....................!

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    Blake J.'s picture

    Kyle & Oliver/Gigi & Schuyler

    Having their scenes back-to-back just emphasizes the fact how the Kyle/Oliver/Layla/Christian and Gigi/Schuyler/Rex orbits are like night and day, odd since they're all in the same age range. The former seem like flesh-and-blood, relatable human beings, while the latter seems like vapid, annoying caricatures.
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    jsg03jd's picture

    "Seems"

    ICAM.  They ARE "vapid, annoying creatures."  It also hurts that the Gigi/Schuyler/Rex story only has one decent actor, Scott Clifton (Schuyler), in it...
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    ichorous's picture

    I know!

    I love that he's starting med school. Can't wait to start seeing him in scenes w/Kyle. In the few scenes they've had together it was a little amped up but I really enjoyed the pizazz!

     And just to add, mmm... Schuyler.

    Scribbler's picture

    Let's Scare Jessica to

    Let's Scare Jessica to Death

    The Zohra Lampert 70's horror flick?

    Rich's picture

    1972...

    Released by Paramount Pictures Rated GP(the rating was changed to PG in 1974)

    The trailer is up on YouTube. Whatever happened to Zohra Lampert,anyway?

    "Oh please! It's ten days bitching for every two days bliss with these two." Simone on Roman & Deniz "Alles was Zahlt"/"All That Matters"

    Anthony D. Langford's picture

    Brody?

    How could anyone NOT sleep with Brody?  Has she seen him?
    Joe's picture

    Will Kyle "Lay Down the Law"

    Let's hope so! And soon. I don't want this to drag out forever.

    Frankly, Oliver should have ignored that phone call. And really, he isn't a detective, he is a beat cop. Why would he be investigating a crime?

    Or has he been SORCC'd? (Soap Opera Rapid Career Change). I hope not, because he is definitely Hot Cop in that uniform.

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    BreckRoy's picture

    While Ollie's not a detective...

    ...Oliver's definitely not a beat cop either, crowd control (and the convenient needs of an OLTL plot/scene) not withstanding.  Pretty much since his introduction, he's consistently been a technological forensics guy...reconstructing corrupted computer files, isolating data or sounds from hard disks or recordings, as well as setting up surveillance systems, network stuff and basically all things tech.

    Not familiar enough with real policemen  to know if a cop with his speciality would actually wear a uniform each day (I doubt it), but it does help to establish and delineate the character.  It ultimately still doesn't make any sense how he ended up in a robbed grave :P

    Dave Doty's picture

    Ollie's Role

    Actually, we had an extended debate about this a while back, and he hasn't been "consistently" anything since his introduction.  When he came back to the LPD, he was Talia's partner, and was regularly a first responder to crimes related to the frat house killings.

    He's regularly shown with people asking him to do tech stuff, but there's not really any evidence that it's his official job.  At my last job, people were constantly asking me for help with their computers, and that was very much not my job.  In fact, I would say that many if not most of those instances were John asking Fish to do work off the record to avoid making a paper trail the mayor could see.  In fact, the number of times Fish helped John when he wasn't even on the force (while he was in Cherryvale, while he was suspended) suggests that John's use of him has absolutely nothing to do with his official position, and everything to do with him being someone John trusts.

    So I think the correct answer is that Fish has never had a clear position on the force, and has always had whatever role the story calls for.

    tase87's picture

    Jessica OLTL/ Jessica Horror Film

    Nice! Both Jessicas, both recently got realeased from mental institutions after having nervous breakdowns and both go away with 2 other people. How do you come up with these things so fast???
    jsg03jd's picture

    Kyle should ask Layla how

    Kyle should ask Layla how Oliver was in bed and compare notes... :o)
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    Liz's picture

    seeing as layla slept with....

    seeing as layla slept with Oliver once (or so the show made it look that way) she wouldn't have as many notes as Kyle.
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    maskbear55's picture

    KISH College Sex?

    Yes..I agree...We are all anticipating KISH having sex for the first time.....They had sex for the first time in college or else what did Oliver's mother walk in on....This would be the first time as a committed couple ...so I agree Kyle would know a lot more than Layla does about Oliver.

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    ablecane's picture

    Sweaty, dirt-smudged Oliver is hot.

    if only he got into that state on his date rather than exhuming an empty coffin.
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    jsg03jd's picture

    There's always tomorrow

    Maybe Oliver's man sweat and man smell are turning Kyle on big time...
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    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Hello!

    This all will obviously end in a shower scene... maybe... ;-)

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    Joe's picture

    Shower

    Your lips to God's ears! That would be ALL kinds of hot!

    maskbear55's picture

    Shower scene?

    I don't think we will get that far, but I bet things get "steamy" tomorrow when Oliver goes to change clothes....then we will get KISH interruptus from CAYLA....too bad...I would love these two to steam up a mirror together....I hope they get a chance to soon.
    jsg03jd's picture

    What's bad for the straights...

    ...is also bad for the gays.  I think Kish will also pull a Cayla interrupta, so it's even steven... :o)
    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Party poopers!

    Can't a man dream?!
    Stormy's picture

    Yep...

    ... but his expression after seeing Kyle was still waiting for him was cute
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    jsg03jd's picture

    Oliver: The Coal Miner's Son

    I love it.
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    jonnymohio's picture

    Who's the better actor?

    Okay, right now the rotted corpse of Nash is a better actor than Gigi. Sober up already, please!

     LOL! So true, better than either of the Morasco sisters. 

    Rich's picture

    Roscoe Born

    is always fun to watch as a bad guy! It's funny,Mitch Lawrence is the Stefano DiMera or James Stenbeck of OLTL. The show keeps killing him and he keeps coming back.

    "Oh please! It's ten days bitching for every two days bliss with these two." Simone on Roman & Deniz "Alles was Zahlt"/"All That Matters"

    Natalie's picture

    I love it so much!

    another wonderful episode from OLTL,i like how they related Kyle,Oliver,Layla and Chris stories,Kyle has to become the part of their friendship and then they could hang out together:) and Kyle...ah...he looks sooooo hot, and Oliver is adorable as always,even in this striped shirt, i just can't wait them to kiss and make out,and i'm so hope that writers will not screw it up and show us decent, tender, passionate,touching and hot scene:D!!!
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    Topaz's picture

    I really...

    hate Kyle's stubble.  I like him sweet and clean.  Not into scratch marks.

    j U d E's picture

    Nevermind the stubble..

    .. he looks like he hasn't slept in days!

    Topaz wrote:

    hate Kyle's stubble.  I like him sweet and clean.  Not into scratch marks.

    jsg03jd's picture

    Well...

    ...it is only the day after the botched Nick/Kyle commitment ceremony and Kyle and Oliver both didn't sleep that night because they were chatting on the roof top of the Angel Square Hotel...  So Kyle and Oliver should both look tired.  Maybe Brett was out partying before these scenes were taped :o)

    It's still the same day (but nighttime now) when the citizens of Llanview cast their votes for mayor.

    It's a LONG DAMN day! 

    j U d E's picture

    He must have!

    jsg03jd wrote:

    ...it is only the day after the botched Nick/Kyle commitment ceremony and Kyle and Oliver both didn't sleep that night because they were chatting on the roof top of the Angel Square Hotel...  So Kyle and Oliver should both look tired.  Maybe Brett was out partying before these scenes were taped :o)

    It's still the same day (but nighttime now) when the citizens of Llanview cast their votes for mayor.

    It's a LONG DAMN day! 

    It is indeed!

    Brett must have been partying before the scenes were taped (to get his mind somewhere else a little..), because Scott on the other hand looks fresh like a peach! Ready for the action, so to speak..! LOL!

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    jsg03jd's picture

    Stubble

    Topaz wrote:

    hate Kyle's stubble.  I like him sweet and clean.  Not into scratch marks.

    Maybe Brett's looking for payback.  Scott, the cub that he is, always seems to have scruff, and Brett's not used to kissing guys and getting his face scratched in the process until he joined OLTL and his character became gay.  So... maybe Brett wants to leave HIS marks on Scott, who's probably not gonna be bothered one bit :o) 

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    Dave Doty's picture

    Stubble

    I think the stubble is hot.  BC looks way to much like a little boy when he's clean-shaven.

    I'm just assuming he showed up scruffy for his date because he knows how hot he looks with the scruff.

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    j U d E's picture

    Scruff!

    davedoty wrote:

    I think the stubble is hot.  BC looks way to much like a little boy when he's clean-shaven.

    I'm just assuming he showed up scruffy for his date because he knows how hot he looks with the scruff.

    I like that idea! LOL! And yes, BC does look like a little boy sometimes. But he does look also his age (or older) sometimes too. I don't know how he does it! (o;

    But back to KISH, why is Kyle so darn glum throughout the entire episode today? It doesn't really look like he is looking forward to his 'first' date with Oliver (Oliver on the other hand, is beaming! So sweet!). Is Kyle still worried that Oliver might hurt him again, still. Or disappoint him? When he talked about how Oliver hurt him in college, to Layla, it was so very very sad again. I love it, though!

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    Dave Doty's picture

    Nash

    Wow, Forbes March has really let himself go.  No wonder Mason always has to wear those scarves; they really distract from the rotting flesh.
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    robuf's picture

    i am in love

    we need more on Jared!  he is the hottest guy in daytime!