Liveblogging "One Life To Live": Hellooo Nurse!

Let's just pretend yesterday's Liveblog was a ... dress rehearsal

Nick is going to need someone to help nurse him back to health. But who?

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2:05PM EST: Kris and Layla have brought home their first do-it-yourself Christmas tree. Awwww!

Markko, Langston, Starr and Cole are "oohing" and "ahhhing" over a bootleg copy of Nine. In fact, their interest in it is ... a little odd, as if they were told to plug it as much as possible.

Dorian comes home from her night in jail in a good mood, only to see Mitch Laurence on the cover of the paper, and her balloon pops. Suddenly, out of nowhere comes .... Delphina!

2:10PM EST: WE HAVE GAY MEN! Amelia is visiting Nick in the hospital, and he mentions that he's being released today. She apologizes for not being there with him before, and he says "that's okay, Kyle was here". Kyle says "just doing my job. In fact, maybe I can do something to speed up your release". He asks Nick if he has anyone to come take him home, and Nick says something about an "aunt". When Kyle leaves Amelia tells Nick "oh honey, you've got it bad for him, don't you?" Nick sighs.

Oliver is in the hospital corridor guarding Mitch's room when a female nurse tries to cruise him. Ha! Meanwhile, McBain is trying to get Mitch's fingerprints on the letter opener. Oh John.

2:15PM EST: And we cut to a commercial for ... Nine. Hmmm ...

Kyle and Oliver chat about Nick, and then the conversation turns to resuming their first date. Kyle says "it's a shame to let Roxy's present go to waste". Oliver's eyes widen and he says "you kept those!" Kyle says "yeah, so we can pick up where we left off". Oliver beams.

2:25PM EST: Nick tells Amelia "I tried to get over Kyle. But he's been here for me". Amelia interrupts and says "Nick, you have to get over Kyle", and Nick responds "like you got over your ex?".

We immediately cut back to ... Delphina. Hmm ...

She tells Dorian "I've had a vision i cannot ignore. if you don't tear up that marriage license, terrible things will happen". Dorian says "i'm not afraid of jail". Delphina tells her "i'm not talking about jail, i'm talking about ... death".

We then cut back to Amelia, who thanks Nick for helping her get over her ex, but Nick says "you still love her, don't you?" We then cut back to Delphina ... wait a minute, I'm sensing a pattern here. Could Amelia's ex be ... Delphina!

2:30PM EST: Yes.

2:35PM EST: Nick is on the phone, allegedly talking to his aunt, who allegedly tells him she can't pick him up, and he tells alleged aunt "don't worry, I'll find someone else to take care of me". He hangs up and smiles.

Kyle asks Oliver what he's doing for Christmas, and Oliver says he hasn't thought about it. Kyle says "You? the guy who owns two reindeer sweaters?" Ha! Oliver says this will be the first Christmas without his parents, and Kyle says he used to spend Christmas with his sister. Oliver says "she taught you how to make paper garlands". Kyle laughs, and offers to teach Oliver how to make paper garlands, which is probably the worst euphemism I've ever heard.

2:45PM EST: Oh dear. Nick tells Kyle that his "aunt" is sick and can't help him, so Kyle suggests he call Amelia. Nick says "oh yeah ... Amelia" and when Kyle has back turned, he pretends to call Amelia. Uh-Oh. Are we seeing the other side of the angelic Nick?

Amelia is shocked to see Delphina at Dorian's house, and admits that she is her ex. There's some great banter between everyone, culminating in Amelia saying she broke up with Del because she couldn't put up with her visions anymore.

2:50PM EST: Ha! Langston just brought up seeing Ford's shower in the horse stall again!

It looks like Amelia and Delphina are on the road to reconciliation.

Nick lies and tells Kyle that Amelia said Dorian wouldn't let him stay at the mansion, and Kyle reluctantly says "Why don't you ... stay with me?" Nick says "Oliver wouldn't like it", but Kyle says "He'll understand. Trust me".

Kyle tells Oliver that Nick doesn't have anyone ... so he has to be there for him. Oliver does not beam. He tries to put on a happy face about it, but you can tell the inner FUB is blowing a gasket.

Del and Mel make up, and it's a really sweet scene, but when Del reaches for the marriage license to rip it up, Dorian says "not so fast!"

Preview Time: We'll back when Nick tries to put his plan in motion