Liveblogging "One Life To Live": The Monkey Wrench

A scheming Nick tries to come between Kyle and FUB. But will it work?

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2:05PM EST: Roxy is firing on all cylinders today, and I love it. She sees Kyle helping the wounded Nick into Kyle's apartment, and she says "doesn't he have a mother?" Nick says "yeah, but she's not nearly as warm as you are". Roxy says "I guess it was a lousy break running into those meatheads. That'll teach you to park in a dark alley." Way to blame the victim, Rox! She pulls Kyle aside and says "What do you think Fish is going to say when he finds out you're shacking up with your ex?". The words are barely out of her mouth when Oliver saunters in with Nick's stuff and says "Where do you want this?" The look on Roxy's face is priceless.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually really enjoying the Clint/Nora/Bo story, especially with Kim thrown in the mix. Clint pulls a shotgun on Nora and Bo and starts talking about "stealing his filly". yee-haw!

Nora and Bo plead for their lives, and tell Clint that is he kills them, he'll only be hurting the rest of the family. Clint lowers the shotgun (DAMN!) and says that they're still going to pay for what they've done ... which when it comes right down to it, was kissing a few times.

2:15PM EST: Blah, Blah, Rex,Gigi,Schuyler. GiGi is up at the cabin, which I'm still praying is next to Camp Crystal Lake.

Roxy insists on talking to Kyle alone, and asks him again why he moved his ex into his bed. Roxy really doesn't trust Nick, and calls him "Nick the homewrecker Chavez", and she begs Kyle to find Nick another place to stay. Meanwhile, Nick and Oliver have a convo about Kyle's problems with expired dairy products, and Nick says "He never checks the expiration date on his milk ... but you probably already knew that". Now how the hell would Oliver know that? Of course he wouldn't know that ... and Nick knows that Oliver wouldn't know that, and he's just twisting the knife some more.

Kyle comes back into the room and Oliver eagerly asks "Um, there's only one bed. Where are you going to sleep?"

2:25PM EST: Clint calls Nora a "pig in a poke" and "a lying, cheating whore". This is the Clint I remember from years ago!

Kim and Lame Duck Staci continue to hatch their individual plans, while Mitch keeps threatening Dorian to fire Bo.

Kyle says "I'll throw a sleeping bag on the floor", but Nick says "No, you're a med student. You need all the sleep you can get", but Kyle insists "it's okay, it's not going to be for long". Oliver chimes in with 'I hope not! I mean, it's bad enough that those creeps beat you up. You don't want them to think they sidelined you". Nick fakes some pain and doubles over, and says "Kyle, I don't want you waiting on me. I need to get up and move around. it's okay, I still know where everything is." Oh no he didn't!

2:35PM EST: Kyle helps Nick to the bathroom door, and Nick lifts his shirt and says "Do you still have that organic soap?" Kyle says "Yes, but don't use it all this time". When he walks back, Oliver says "I didn't know you had organic soap". Kyle tries to brush it off and says "that's crucial information now?" Oliver finally lets loose and tells him "No, but it's information he has and I don't, and that you let your milk spoil, and that he knows where everything is". Kyle again tries to brush it off, and tries comparing the situation with Nick with Oliver still living with Layla. FAIL.

Oliver says he's just disappointed that they weren't able to be together, because now who knows when it'll happen. Kyle reassures him that they will get together, and the two of them kiss, as Glenn Close Nick stares at them from the bathroom.

2:45PM EST: Nick pretends to stumble back into the bedroom, effectively ending the sweet Kish moment. Oliver says he has to get to work, and he and Kyle exit into the hallway to continue their snogging. Nick hears Kyle's phone ringing, and since Kyle is in the middle of a hot Kish session, he decides to answer it. It's Roxy, who thinks she's talking to Kyle. She tells him that she just kicked Sky out, so there's a room free for Nick. He can move Nick in there, and that should solve all their problems. Before Nick can say anything, Roxy hangs up.

2:50PM EST: The heavy snogging Kish session ends, and Oliver leaves for work (after they both say a sweet 'I love you" to each other). Kyle comes back into the room and asks Nick if his phone rang. Nick says "yeah, it was your landlady. She wanted to know if we needed fresh linens". Oh Nick. You're almost at the point of no return, sweetie.

Preview Time: Nick will continue his machinations, and when he does, we'll be here!