Liveblogging "One Life To Live": Nick of time?

You'll notice I put a question mark at the end of "Nick of Time". That's because the character of Kish-blocker Nick is supposed to debut on today's episode, but I've been burned before ... so in case he doesn't show up, you can still enjoy the above pic, which stars that adorable squirrel the internets have been gaga over the last week. Hmm ... I wonder if he's related to our own Daytime Drive-by squirrel?

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2:05PM EST: And we return to Bo And Norah's Infinite Storyline. Oh My God! Cristian just spilled the beans to ... Blair? Yeah, she'll keep it secret.

Oliver comes in to talk to Kyle, who says "careful, you might catch queer". Oliver once again tries to explain that college was a long time ago, and he and Layla are now "really" together. Roxy is being read the riot act by Rex, and when the two of them are at full tilt, no scenery is safe, thankfully.

2:10PM EST: Blair suggests that Oliver might be bisexual, and Cristian says "I can't imagine ever wanting to kiss a guy". Don't worry Cris, I'm sure your fanfic character gets plenty.

2:15PM EST: Kyle asks point blank if Oliver slept with Layla, and he says yes, and he plans on having lots more, and then says "we cool?". Kyle says "hell no", and we get a great scene with Kyle saying "now you don't have to worry about people finding out how you'd get drunk, and cry in my arms laying in bed late at night, terrified about what you'd do if your parents found out".

Oliver says "I don't remember that", and Kyle says "i guess you don't remember telling me you love me. How could you ... you were "confused", right?". Oliver still goes on with his charade, and Kyle finally lays it on the line "I don't care what you tell me, because the other day when I kissed you, you kissed me back."

2:25PM EST: Oh dear. Stacy is trying to brainstorm all the guys she knows in Llanview who can make her pregnant. Will one of our guys be on her hit list?

2:35PM EST: Rex needs to forgive Roxy. She means well! ... Most of the time. Stacy calls Fish "tuna", and "salmon", and says "I had sex with him when I first got here".

Yay, we get the scene we've been plugging for a week! Finally. Kyle says "i'll leave you alone if you do one thing for me. Just meet with me, just once. I promise I won't try anything, I just want to help you.". Oliver says "why would you want to help me?", and Kyle responds "even with everything that's going on, I still care about you".

2:45PM EST: Okay, I'm not feeling Schuyler's facial hair. It's a little Spring-Heeled Jack for me.

Oh dear ... now Stacy has her sights on Kyle. She explains that she tried to shove her funbags at him once, and he refused. Her friend actually says "maybe he's just an ass man".

Cristian walks in to find Kyle and Oliver in a touching moment, and Oliver immediately tries to shed the gay cooties.

2:55PM EST: Kyle tells Cristian that nothing is going on between him and Oliver, and that he was wrong about Oliver being gay. After letting Fish off the hook (get it? HA!), Kyle leaves, but Oliver notices him cruising some hot guy in the lockerroom. Hmm ... could it be the mysterious Nick?

Preview Time: We'll be here tomorrow to see Fish turn green around the gills with jealousy!