Liveblogging "One Life To Live": Green around the gills

Now that Oliver has made it clear that he wants nothing to with Kyle, he'll probably be grateful to see his once and future flame with another guy ... right?

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2:05PM EST: Rex is manhandling Schuyler while managing to chew the scenery with his face. Stacy narrows the list of potential baby-daddies to Fish, Kyle, and Schuyler.

Just let me state for the record that I cannot stand those shirts girls wear that have sleeves that hang down to their knees.

Woo-Hoo! We have Pick-up! Kyle cruises new gay Nick (very cute, BTW), and they exchange phone numbers, while Oliver hides behind the locker and kicks his own ass.

2:15PM EST: Stacy settles on Kyle to be her Rex-Proxy. She calls him and says she needs to see him. Oliver approaches and asks if everything's okay, and Kyle says coldly "yeah ... I'll see you around ... or not". Burn! When Kyle leaves Oliver immediately flashes back to the alley kiss. It's okay, I've been flashing back to it, too. Quite a bit.

2:25PM EST: Stacy and Kim? (whoever the girl is who looks like a Bratz Doll) are discussing Kyle, and Stacy says "he's cute, but he's no Rex". Bratz (that's her name from now on) hides in the other room when Kyle comes in and immediately says "i know what you want, so let's just get this over with". Stacy and Bratz both look shocked.

2:30PM EST: There's an unintentionally hilarious scene in the courtroom with a bailiff named "Jason", and then we return to the locker room o' repression, as Oliver approaches GUNS Nick and tells him he should probably stay away from Kyle.

Kyle thinks Stacy summoned him because of his shady past (and I love that Kyle isn't squeaky clean) and when she pushes him against the wall and tries to Alien-face hug him, he says "are you trying to seduce me?" Stacy says "don't you want me to?", and when he responds with "no", she gasps and delivers a classic "oh no you didn't" look.

2:45PM EST: The next two scenes go above and beyond, as Stacy exclaims "You're a guy, why wouldn't you want this?". Kyle starts to explain when Bratz comes in and says "maybe one girl isn't enough. When was the last time you doubled down?" She throws Kyle down and tries to straddle him when Kyle finally reveals to them that he's gay.

The next scene is a hoot, as Nick wants to know why Oliver wants him to stay away from Kyle. He says "are you interested in him?" Oliver says "Me? No, I'm not gay ... I'm a cop" Oh Oliver. They continue to talk about Kyle's shady past, as a hot, sweaty, glistening Nick does a full striptease in front of Oliver. He says "maybe I should talk to Kyle about what you said", as he takes off his underwear and Oliver pretends to look away.

2:55PM EST: Stacy tells Kyle "you are so not gay. When we first met you flirted with me". Kyle says "hey, my people flirt, too", and he makes a quick getaway. Stacy and Bratz try to figure out who to go after next, and we immediately cut to Oliver back in the locker room, still stalking Nick.

Nick gets a call, and as Oliver listens intently, accepts a date for that night with Kyle. Before he can turn completely Kermit green, he gets his own call ... from Stacy.

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