Liveblogging "One Life To Live": The Fish hits the fan

It looks to be a busy episode for Oliver, as he and MCBAAAAAAAAIN! (please tell me I'm not the only one who automatically thinks of The Simpsons when they see John's last name) get closer to the secret of the drug ring, and Layla finally puts all of the pieces of Oliver's secret together.

Join us for the fun, and refresh often for updates (and beware of paraphrasing!) ;)

2:05PM EST: It's a David Vickers episode! He's pleading with his underlings to be be patient about not being paid, while a Soleil Moon Frye-looking girl is looking for his cameraman. Meanwhile, the handyman is plastering the gunshots that Clint put in the wall.

Layla grills Cristian about Oliver, and Cris admits that he thinks Oliver is gay, and he still has feelings for Kyle. Oliver and MCBAAAAIN realize that the Mayor is behind the drug ring.

2:10PM EST: Staci and Kim are as close to a distaff Beavis & Butthead as we're ever going to see, as they go back and forth about Schuyler and why he didn't have sex with Staci. Matthew is such a wonderfully devious little turd, and he and David make a great team.

Oliver is itching to bust the mayor, but John wants to to take things slowly. I love that Oliver is right in the thick of this police storyline, which has nothing to do with his sexuality. Cristian breaks down and admits that he saw Kyle and Oliver kissing.

2:20PM EST: Kim is wearing so much clangy gaudy jewelry she sounds like a knight in armor walking around. Layla is having a mini-breakdown as Cris tries to explain what he saw. He says "it looked like Fish wanted it".

David's producer just took a gay porn shower outside the stable. Seriously, close-ups of his hot shirtless skin as the water ran down. Now tell me this show doesn't know who their newest audience is!

2:35PM EST: Layla is furious, and even though Cristian tries to diffuse the situation, she exclaims "He got me that job at the police department, and then told everyone there that we were dating, even though I wanted to keep it quiet. He just wanted me for his beard!" She says she's on her way to confront Oliver, but first runs home to tip over a candy dish.

Keaton comes back with a cock & bull story about his wife needing him, and Oliver give him a definite "bitch, please" look.

We come back to producer guy bathed in golden sunlight looking like he's auditioning for Dante's Cove.

2:45PM EST: Cristian tries to convince Layla not to make a scene at the police station, but she's on the rampage. Oliver, John, and Keaton come back from the raid emptyhanded, and John pretends to be furious. When Keaton leaves, Oliver and John plan their next move to trap the mayor.

Stacy decides that the only thing she can do now is tell the truth to Rex and Gigi.

2:50PM EST: As Oliver leaves a work, he gets a terse call from Layla, who tells him to meet her at home. Cristian asks her is she wants him to be there with her, and she says "I think I'll confront my downlow boyfriend on my own".

Preview Time: The confrontation tomorrow!