Liveblogging "One Life To Live": So ... when do I get my toaster oven?

Oliver came out to his roommates in his last scene of the last show, so we should see the fallout today. If he does it in boxer briefs, it'll be the perfect show.

Join us below for the fun, and refresh often for updates!

2:00PM EST: Oliver says again "I'm gay", and that he hates being gay, but hates what keeping the secret has done to everyone even more. Layla and Cris look on relieved and concerned.

Oliver apologizes to both of them, and Cris says "you didn't do anything to me". Oliver says "I lied to you", and Cris says "well, I didn't believe you anyway".

Layla says "this was hard for you. I could tell. So what happened?" Oliver chooses his words wisely, and doesn't mention his possible seeding of Staci. Layla says "why were you so scared to come out? No one would care." Oliver doesn't say anything, but obviously he's thinking of his soon-to-be-seen parents.

2:15PM EST: Oliver is afraid that the guys on the force won't be able to handle him being gay, and he talks about his parents, especially his dad, who has "definite ideas of what it is to be man". Men don't cry, or show emotion, because it's for "women, or fags". He pretended his whole life, until he went to college, and met Kyle, and could finally be himself. Scott Evans is terrific in this powerful little scene (even with the sniffling).

2:25PM EST: Dorian just had a screeching fit over the sleazy mayor's son defacing his poster. Hot! Cole is being grilled by the hilarious Russian guy, who acts like he's on The Sopranokovs.

btw ... you're welcome for this:

2:35PM EST: Dorian is reminding me more and more like a live-action version of Madam (sans Wayland Flowers).

Not only is the mayor a sleazebag, he's also a neglectful parent.

That Bitch Tea Delgado is worried what That Bitch Blair will uncover.

2:45PM EST: Oliver is ready to move out, but Cris and Layla insist he stay. The one-liners start flying, so it looks like everything is going to be okay. Oliver is beaming from ear-to-ear ... until he gets a phone call ... from his father.

2:50PM EST: Oliver gets off the phone, and informs Cris and Layla that his parents are on their way to Llanview ... and they want to meet his "girlfriend". Um ... Layla ... you busy for the next few days?

John has replaced the mayor's sno-globe with a super secret spy sno-globe.

Preview Time: Can Cris and Layla convince Oliver to come out to his parents? Join us tomorrow to find out!