Liveblogging "One Life To Live": Okay, can we wrap this drug thing up already?

Don't get me wrong. I've enjoyed watching Oliver's stint as one of Llanview's top Police Cops, but I think everyone is anxious to see Kyle, Nick, and ... that locker room ... again (not to mention Oliver's parents, who show up next week).

But there's still the hoot of watching Oliver demand perps respect his authori-tay, so join us for all the fun, and refresh for breaking updates.

2:05PM EST: Serge is one incompetent mobster. He can't tell a baby from a concrete wall.

John, Bo, Oliver and Brody realize they have to move fast on bringing Serge down.

Shaun is in more trouble than he realizes. Not only was his girlfriend on her way over to break up with him before he was shot, but now he has this pesky "bullet lodged near brain" thing to deal with.

2:15PM EST: Schuyler is trying to worm his way back into GiGi's life. I don't get why he and Rex are so enamored of her ... for one, it looks like her hairstylist tried to give her "The Kate Gosselin Look" and lost his way.

Staci and Kim are still trying to come up with a last minute solution. Actually, I'm intrigued by how they're going to play out this story. I still say she's somehow pregnant.

Oliver looks hot in his Kevlar! The team is starting their infiltration of the warehouse, and we start with Brody paddling up the sewer to the underground entrance, while a strobe light representing water flickers in the background.

2:25PM EST: OMG, can Rex ever not mug for the camera? It's especially funny closeup, as the screen is filled with his twitches and eye-rolls.

And Staci is Preggers! CONGRATULATIONS, OLIVER!

2:35PM EST: Brody takes down one of the Russians, but John is afraid that it's going to send Serge over the edge, so he puts down his gun, and approaches the warehouse, shouting Serge's name.

Staci is shocked that she's a few days pregnant. She flashes back to her one-nighter with Oliver, and whispers "it worked!"

2:45PM EST: Staci and Kim think they have everything planned out, but Rex comes in and looks suspiciously at them. Does he realize something is a little off? Probably not.

John chats with Serge as Brody moves further into the hideout. He incapacitates another Russian, and starts to hustle Starr and Hope out of there. After some hilarious soap opera stunts (including Bo doing his own "rolling" move!), the Russians find out what's going on, and all hell breaks loose.

Oliver tells Brody that a boat is waiting at the exit point, and after Starr and Hope start paddling away past the strobe light, Brody gets into a fight with one of the Russians, who stabs him in the stomach with a metal rod. Is it wrong that all I can think is "Hey, next episode we'll see him shirtless!"

The episode ends with Serge sneaking up on John and shoving a gun in his back.

Preview Time: Anthony has assured us that this will be wrapped up Monday, and then the juicy stuff happens later next week. We'll be here!