Liveblogging "One Life To Live": It's all about Roxy, baby!

Today's One Life to Live promises more Fish and Kyle intrigue, and our first liveblog glimpse at the fabulous Roxy, played by Ilene Kristen (who will always be Ryan's Hope's Delia to me.)

Join us below for the fun, and refresh often for breaking updates.

2:05PM EST: Layla asks Fish point blank if he's gay. Oliver does his best Larry Craig and denies it. "just because it takes me a little time to get going doesn't mean ...". Oh, Oliver, you can stop right there, please. he then goes on "I loves me some girl parts ... and I'll prove it" Oh jeez.

2:07PM EST: And we have Roxy, who sounds like she's channeling Selma Diamond by way of Pazuzu. She tells Rex "the person whose stem cells Stacy tried to pass off as her own ... that person was your ... fahhhhhhhhh"

2:08PM EST: Kyle wants to know why Christian was reading his gay mail. A burly stuntman in a bad blonde wig fell down a stairwell ... and must having fallen on Stacy, because she's now unconscious at the bottom.

2:10PM EST: God I love Roxy. She just told Rex "I thought your father was dead, HASTA LA PASTA!.

2:12PM EST: Oh, Fish. He accuses Layla of accusing him of being gay, and actually pulls the "I can prove I'm straight, just ask this girl I banged!"

2:20PM EST: Christian wants answers about the letter, and Kyle says "what went down between me and Fish is between us!". OOPS. Christian demands to know what Fish's big secret is, and Kyle says "Fish was involves with someone in college, and he made a mess out of it".

2:25PM EST: Layla apologizes, and says "I'm in fashion where everyone is gay, so i'm sorry i assumed you were, too". Christian wants to know more about this person who Fish hurt in college, and Kyle says "he made promises to this person, and he had plans with this person, but he cared more about what people thought than about this this person, and so he ran."

2:25PM EST: uh-oh, Stacy may have brain damage. Do you think they'll find a microchip?

2:35PM EST: Christian shows up and says "Kyle told me some interesting things about you, Fish". Poor Kyle is locked out of his place when Roxie shows up bitching about the ice machine (something tells me she and ice machines have a history together).

2:40PM EST: Fish says "Kyle doesn't like me, you shouldn't listen to him". Christian tells Layla "Kyle knows something about Fish that he won't tell me. He's keeping secrets from you, and I just thought you should know". Layla asks Fish "what does Kyle have against you?" , and he responds "well .. um ... uh ...I'm a cop, and he's ... um ...uh".

2:45PM EST: Kyle and Roxy (who's actually holding a bottle of booze in a brown paper bag) are commiserating when Roxy says "mumble ... grumble....slur...gurgle".

2:50PM EST: The doctor tell Stacy that she's fine ... and her baby is fine, too. uh-oh.

2:55PM EST: Is it just me, or does OLTL end a lot of its shows with a pop song montage? Roxy and Kyle make a great pair, but next time they should just give them a jug with the little "x"'s on it.

Preview Time: No Kish. But it's starting to heat up!