Liveblogging "The Young & The Restless": Don't bother to knock

While we're still digesting the fact that long-lost Phillip is gay, Y & R serves up the main course of Rafe and Adam. This episode looks to be a hoot, as Fish Bait learns a lesson about bursting into someone's room. How rude!

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12:35PM EST: Mary Jane is still explaining the plot to her stuffed kitty, while Daniel and Noah arrive at the hospital to find that Nick and Phyllis have been denied access to Summer. When Phyllis tells them that someone has accused them of child-abuse, they want to know who would do that. Who should round the corner at that very moment but ...Sharon.

12:40PM EST: Rafe enters the hospital room to talk to Victor, who tells him "I brought you down here to talk about what happened to Adam.". Rafe looks shocked and has a hazy flashback to the the hot off-camera snogging session, and then Victor says "i want to find out who's responsible". Rafe looks perplexed, and when Victor tells him about Adam's fellow prisoners sticking needles in his eyes, Rafe looks at him like "are you just putting random words together?" Victor explains what happened, and that he wants Rafe to find out who did it.

12:45PM EST: Meanwhile, Adam is rehearsing what he's going to say to Adam to "end things", in what turns out to be an unintentionally hilarious scene. Even the Couch of Sin can't help but giggle.

12:50PM EST: More hospital drama, but I can't get past Sharon's hideously gaudy necklace. Mr. T would be jealous.

12:55PM EST: Rafe pays a visit to Adam, who's still rehearsing his break-up speech, and lets Adam know that Victor has hired him to investigate the prison assault. Rafe sees right through the lies, however, and accuses Adam of making the whole thing up. He checked the records at the prison, and nowhere does Adam mention being attacked with needles. Meanwhile, Mary Jane is going all crazy eyes with Victor at the hospital, who tells her to stay away from his family.

1:00PM EST: Nick has been at the hospital for a while, he looks ... dirty. He definitely needs a ... hot shower. A hot shower as he lathers up his body .... Anyway, Sharon and Phyllis bond in the hospital chapel.

1:05PM EST: My god, Sharon's necklace looks like strands of gold with multi-colored Sucrets attached. Adam says "you don't know what is like in the big house". Rafe says "Cut the bull. I've seen OZ, I know what it's like, and your story doesn't add up!". Adam says "Are you calling me a liar?" Um ... duh. Rafe says "I think you're hiding something", and Adam contemplates "what is the least amount of sex i'm going to be able to get away with this time?"

1:10PM EST: Adam says "I didn't file that report because i didn't want to be a narc", which Rafe still doesn't buy, so Adam resorts to Plan Gay. He approaches Rafe and says "remember when we had sex?" and tries to go into seduction mode, but Rafe pulls away and says "how stupid do you think I am?"

1:20PM EST: Mary Jane (who looks like she's wearing a negligee) sneaks up and listens in on Sharon and Phyllis. Her eyes narrow ... uh-oh! Fish Bait tells Nick she's going back to the house, and we cut to Adam telling Rafe "I thought i found someone I could be "me" with. How could you accuse me of using that? What I did with you, I've never done with anyone before." Rafe looks stunned, and is about to leave, when he turns back, misty-eyed and says "Adam, about the cherry popping .."

1:25PM EST: Now the scene we've all been waiting for ... Fish Bait comes home, talks to herself, and goes upstairs to ask Adam someth...Whoa! She walks in on Adam and Rafe (or perhaps their stand-ins) embracing. Unfortunately, we can't see their upper bodies, so perhaps they were ... kissing? Checking each other for lice? Having a stare-down?

PREVIEW TIME: "Victor, there's something about Adam I think you should know"