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Mayhem and more at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards

Eminem is touched by an angel (Sacha Baron Cohen) during the MTV Movie Awards (All Pics: Getty)

Against my better judgment, I tuned in to last night's 2009 MTV Movie Awards, and was rewarded with a naked Andy Samberg, a tribute to Ben Stiller featuring Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and a shocking "unscripted" moment with gay fashionista Bruno.

Join us below for clips and pics of the "outrageous" moments.

Above you can see the show's opening, which is a typical "let's put the host in clips from the nominated films", but the bit is saved thanks to the adorkable Andy, who's nothing if not a good sport.

Maybe I've seen too many of these shows, but aside from Andy's hosting, and a few select bits, I was bored to tears. All of the screaming teenage girls got on my nerves (and in fact, the screaming every time the word Twilight was mentioned became a running gag).

The vampire movie swept the awards, which led to embarrassing, cringe-inducing comic "bits" by the cast as they accepted the prizes (and when "heartthrob" Robert Pattinson ran his fingers through his hair, I wanted to yell out "drill, baby, drill").

Predictably, the Twilight kids won Best Kiss over the same-sex kissing in Milk and I Love You, Man, but at least there were no audible gasps when they showed the clip of Sean Penn and James Franco snogging.

The most talked about moment was (and will be) the allegedly unscripted stunt-gone-wrong by Bruno. He flew out of the rafters on a wire wearing an angel's wings, and after a "mishap" flew straight into the lap of Eminem (whose musical performance, a tired riffing of celebrities, was more Weird Al than cutting-edge). You can see the NSFW clip below, and marvel at its total "spontaneity".

I'm probably being too hard on the bit (and I have to give Eminem props for pretending to be outraged), but did we really need two "Ewww ... a naked dude's ass is in my face" moments during the show?

The Highlights: Andy was cute (and should be encouraged to get naked as often as possible), Triumph had a few of his patented offensive moments in the Ben Stiller tribute, and LeAnn Rimes performed "Jizz in my Pants".

The Lowlights: Too much Twilight and High School Musical, too many screaming kiddies, Megan (acting with my funbags) Fox presenting with the man who's her perfect match in talent, Michael Bay.

What did you think of last night's show? For a quick refresher, enjoy these pics.

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds

Triumph the Insult Dog

Bruno on the red carpet

Megan Fox with Michael Bay

Robert Pattinson

Zac Efron

Jim Carrey

Andy Samberg

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  • wagville's picture

    Sacha Baron Cohen has no fear

    How funny that he also did the red carpet as Bruno. The man is so committed to being that character that I keep forgetting he's a married straight guy.

    Or maybe he has such disdain for our Great American Hype Machine that he has no qualms about flashing his body parts at "glamorous" events. Either way, he's my hero.

    Liz T's picture

    eminem...

    ya really think eminem was pretending to be horrified? I don't know....he seems to not like the thought of two men together....so i doubt a guy in a thong is any different....

    I find the character of Bruno embarrassing....he's just....wayyyyyyyy over the top. i guess that's on purpose for whatever reason, but eh...it annoys me.

    Ed Kennedy's picture

    Moments...

    I gave the show a watch for the first time in years, as there was nothing else on.  I actually fell asleep before the end, so I missed the Jim Carey acceptance speech with the "cute guy from Twilight/overturn Prop 8" bit.  And personally, I think Eminem knew he was involved in the bit, maybe that Bruno was landing on him, but I don't think he knew about the jock strap/buns in the face.

    Other moments that stood out?  Every time Twilight won something, they showed Vanessa Hudgens of HSM fame in the audience, pretending to be happy, while realizing her career was over.  You could see it on her face.  And I could have done without the "sound editing award" and the "suckmy golden popcorn d!ck" bit that went on and on.

    I've come to accept that I'm just too old to ever watch MTV again.  I think I'm too something to watch VH1 anymore, as it just seems to be endless "I love the ..." shows that are stale.  Since I don't get Logo, that means the only Viacom network in my viewing schedule is Nickelodeon.  What does it say that I'm too old to watch MTV, but I can totally tune into The Fairly Oddparents, iCarly or Penguins of Madagascar?

    Liz T's picture

    icarly...

    i have actually become addicted to that show. it's strangely amusing.

    then again, i tend to watch it when nothing else is on...maybe that explains it. hmm..

    Javi's picture

    Ha it's ok

    It's ok Ed, I'm too old to watch MTV and I'm only 22! MTV and VH1 have gone down the toilet as far as I am concerned. Ha Nickelodean is still fun I enjoy The Fairly Oddparents, iCarly and Spongebob on occasion. Spongebob defintely has some hidden adult humor that is absolutely amazing! Also I have a crush on Carly's big brother Spencer so that's why I like that show.

     

    You are not Alone.

    Nukely's picture

    to answer the question

    It might mean that like many of us, you are maturing into the early stages of infantile dotage.

     

    Jamie's picture

    Too "something" to watch VH1

    Intelligent, maybe?

    I've found The Fairly Oddparents to be entertaining, but in very small doses.  After an episode and a half, those voices really start to grate!

    Brian Juergens's picture

    Mr. Meaty

    We watch the Canadian puppet show Mr. Meaty at our house all the time. It's amazing.
    Androjai's picture

    LOL

    I generally don't watch MTV anymore-- especially since they stopped playing MUSIC VIDEOS.. but I got suckered into it by my friend.

     I have to say the whole thing was rather ass. I remember now why I stopped in the first place! Bruno on the wire humiliating Eminem was brilliant though!!

    and am I the only one who thinks Robert pattison is a dirty little fug? Like not attractive AT ALL????

    Liz T's picture

    I also don't...

    i also dont get Robert Pattinson.

    he never looks clean and always has a "mwahaha, you're nexxxxt" look on his face. creepy.

    Fieldboy's picture

    add me to the list

    I just don't get it either - maybe i'm not getting something about him that others do, but def not my type.  Like I ever had a chance, but hey...

     FB

    Androjai's picture

    I so agree!

    That little nervous laugh and his disheveled hair is like some sinister tie- me- to -a -train track villian.. his long spindly fingers and lanky legs... ick   >LOL
    Jamie's picture

    LeAnn Rimes performed WHAT?!?!

    Is that a joke??  She really performed a song called "Jizz In My Pants"?

    I'm too old for MTV, so I didn't see the awards, but having seen the clip of Bruno and Eminem there is no way the whole thing wasn't staged and Eminem wasn't in on it.  With the entourage that he had around him, there is no way they would do something like that to him without his prior knowledge.

    Thanks for the clip of Andy, that was nice.  That would've made watching the awards (at least the first 4.5 minutes) worthwhile!

    beero's picture

    The original

    from the lonely island "jizz im my pants" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    and the leanne rimes and chris isaac's mix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhjQSgziD8 (which includes forrest whittaker doing his version of "dick in a box")

    (best quality I could find, has a dude laughing in the background)

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    Jamie's picture

    Okay....

    Wow, I have no words...

     Thanks for sharing the links.

    Nukely's picture

    Sit on it

    Actually these are two ass in the face moments I'd excuse and not just because they were funny. Andy and Justin are more like brothers, then strangers, I might feel the same way about a good freinds naked ass, or even my Xes'. Eminem is the proverbial man in a top hat and Bruno's ass is the banana cream pie.

    All in all, I am once again eternally grateful that you watched this so I didn't have to.

     

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    joeyhegele's picture

    Jim Carrey against Prop 8

    In accepting his award for Best Comedic Peformance, Jim Carrey lusted after Robert Pattinson and hoped for the repeal of Prop 8.  Pretty cool.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tudW-E4n-Jc

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    Zaubear's picture

    I just wonder if...

    Bruno was a character in blackface doing the whole "Amos & Andy" '40s black schitk, would he be found as amusing by the masses?
    Nukely's picture

    Huge difference

    The difference is we were laughing at Amos & Andy and laughing with the bigots of their day. Not so much with Brüno.

    Sure, we laugh at Brüno because he is gay, we laugh at his outrageous gay costumes. But Brüno is so totally over the top (unlike A & A who were presented as normal) that everyone knows it's a joke, a clown outfit. No gay man is really like that. The effect is that a guy in a skin tight leopard print shirt who might seem over the top before is tame while compared to Brüno in his fake-fur leopard hot pants. I would argue that his character widens the spectrum of acceptable "flamboyant" (for lack of a better word) costume.

    But Brüno's main purpose, and the whole schtick, is that he exposes the ugly side of bigotry with humor. He asks Pastor Quinn (a Gay Converter), "after I'm converted can I choose to spend my life with a chick with a dick... He's almost all the way there but he's just got a little something to remind me of the good old days?" The absurdity of the question plays off of the absurdity of "conversion" and it always has me rolling on the floor. Pastor Quinn, the ernest ass, is clueless. Being fabulous is "Nicht Nicht" but eating brunch is "Ach yea" only in the right Christian circumstances?

    But Bruno also exposes the duplicity of the press, in a way only he can do. We could use more like him.

    .

     

    seanb's picture

    I'm with you

    Good analysis, Nukely.  I think it's important that we're able to laugh at ourselves sometimes, and Bruno is the perfect vehicle for that.  He's obviously "on our side", and sending up not gay people, but rather the pious anti-gay folks. 

    I've never been a fan of the "but if it were a black guy" sort of analysis.  It's too simplistic, and allows the equation of things that just aren't always equivalent.  The black struggle and the gay struggle share many similarities, but there are many differences as well.  And there's also the context of who's doing the "shtik" and why.

    Borat was one of the funniest, most daring movies I've ever seen, and I hope Bruno can come close to it.

    Nukely's picture

    When you say

    "I'm with you," It makes me pause.

    Any metaphor can be stretched beyond reason and utility.

    But I don't understand the knee jerk reaction that people have whenever a comparison is made between gays and blacks or any other minority. Perhaps you can explain it. I always thought the reaction is because many black people who hate gay folks despise the fact that their own bigotry might me pointed out in such a metaphor.

    GLBT people are held to a differnt and unfair standard then any other minority.
    There is a huge double standard even within our similar fight for civil rights.

    You can't deny that. And yet people constantly do. Our oppression will never end if we are not allowed to compare ourselves to the present and the past struggles for civil liberty. The very idea that we must never expose the duplicity of how others are treated is the hand of oppression at work.

    Don't get me wrong. My point here wasn't to say we shouldn't compare gays to blacks. We should. I could point out hundreds of examples lifted from the pages of AfterElton alone where the comparison is enlightening. Several of them my words.

    Zaubear asked a question. "I wonder if... and would he be found as amusing?" I answered by pointing out how that particular comparison is off. I am more likely to compare Amos and Andy to Will and Grace. Both are fine shows in their own right and equally cringe worthy at times. And in another way that particular comparison is telling. Amos and Andy were taken off the air while we were able to laugh with Will and Grace. Granted the Amos and Andy T.V. show was no where near as bad as the radio program which preceded it and which still resonated in the minds of the viewers of the day. Something you can't possibly tell by watching clips of the show today.


    I want to add that I meant that Amos and Andy were presented as "normal" in the same way that Lucile Ball or Gracey Allen were presented as normal, and we laughed at them as well.

    loren's picture

    I disagree, Nukely

    I disagree, Nukely.

     Lots of gay people and many straight people might be laughing with Bruno/Sacha Baron Cohen, but most straight people are laughing at Bruno. Unfortunately, many of them actually don't realise that no gay person is like Bruno. The Bruno persona is exactly how many of them see gay men. They do realise he's over the top, but they see it as making fun of the gays. I'm not saying all of them see it that way. And I'm not saying that this is Cohen's intention. But most straight people around me and in the mainstream press are just laughing at the gays, or what they perceive as "the gays". I'm not guessing here, or presuming. I've heard it from the people around me, and read it in the mainstream press. I can see that Bruno is satire of the way the mainstream sees gay men. But the mainstream majority doesn't see him that way. It goes over people's heads. I go to the cinema a lot, and I can't tell you the number of times, I've heard people laugh during the Bruno trailer, saying stuff like : "Look at the fag!", "He's just like *insert celebrity rumoured to be gay*" etc.

    Now, there could be two ways Cohen looks at this: 1)he doesn't care about the audience response, or the effect his character has on the audience because he thinks art/satire/humour/whatever comes first and it doesn't matter who gets it  2)he knows full well how the majority of the mainstream perceives Bruno, and he feels no guilt/moral qualms over cashing in on it.  The first would be somewhat justifiable in my eyes, even though I don't believe that the audience is unimportant in art/humour/whatever. The audience is the purpose, or at least a huge part of the purpose, of any art that is made public. The audience's opinion matters. The impact that art has on the audience matters. Not to say that everyone in the audience has to understand everything. But it really is questionable how wise, or indeed moral. it is to create something the audience response to which will obviously boil down to the privileged making fun of those different from them. It doesn't take much to figure out that that's exactly what's going to happen in the case of a very mainstream blockbuster about a flamboyant, effeminate over-the-top gay fashion designer, not when we're still living in a society that so often still perceives gay men as the giggling, whining, poodle-carrying punchline. 

    But I'm more inclined to believe the second option - Cohen is well aware that he is cashing in on straight people laughing at gays, and he likes it that way. Only thing I'm not sure is whether that was his original intention when creating the character or the satire actually did come first. Cohen is treading a fine line here: he cashes in big time on mainstream audiences indulging in stereotypes and laughing at the "other" of society, but he's never condemned by liberals/the gay community/activists/etc. "because it's satire". I know I'm in the minority, but I loathe that trend. The creators of Little Britain did the same thing, You serve up the audience sexism, racism, classism, homophobia galore and then greedily collect the winnings. But it's okay. Cos it's satire. And if someone calls you out on it, you pronounce them politically correct killjoys. It's a whole trend.     

    The Borat flick was the same, but with Eastern Europe. Yes, it was satire. Some of it was even quite funny. And people did laugh at some of the dumbfounded people Borat interacted with in the USA. But for the overwhelming majority, most laughs were at the expense of  Eastern Europeans. I say Eastern Europeans because, even though different sources geographically classify Kazakhstan differently, Cohen's whole Kazakhstan shtick was based on the most vile stereotypes out there about Eastern Europe. Borat even spoke a mumbo-jumbo caricature-like Slavic pidgin. As an Eastern European Slav who has to go against this stereotyping and prejudice all the time, I didn't find their reinforcement funny. And I think I get to have a say in the matter.

    Cohen made a film. Americans and Western Europeans laughed at Eastern Europe. Quite sadly and stupidly, many Eastern Europeans laughed at Kazakhstan (which the film actually had nothing to do with; even the race of the actors were all wrong). Kazakhstan remained forever linked with that gross parade of stereotypes. Cohen made loads and loads of money. But it's okay. It's satire.

    We can call it satire. But the bottom line is, Sacha Baron Cohen is cashing in on people laughing at us.

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    Zaubear's picture

    Thank you loren

    I guess I am a politically correct killjoy because I find the Bruno/Borat characters offensive.
    nordic balance's picture

    Why do folks always have to whip out Black Face and Amos / Andy

    RESPONSE TO Zaubear

    Critiques of "black sploitation" and the image of blacks in society and Hollywood by the early Wayans brothers films, Melvin Van Peebles Sweetback filmHollywood Shuffle, Bamboozled (where Spike Lee took images like Amos and Andy head on).  I'm sure I'm forgetting some but there have been loads of black actors and commedians who have taking the stereotypes about black people and black men specifically and shoved them in the faces of white folks.  "Kill my landlord!"

    Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy, Tim Meddows, Garrett Morris, Cleavon Little, Richard Prior have all had recurring characters they've used in their performances who were very in-your-face stereotypes that made folks feel uncomfortable and made them question racial assumptions, etc.  If any of the could have gotten away with a "Bruno" type of situation, I think they definitely would have (Eddie Murphy in particular)

    They didn't have "The Internet" such as we do now and they weren't living in the "Global Society" with everyone taking pictures on mobile phones, and uploading stuff so their reach was much less broad.

    A lot of the characters on "In Living Color" were also very smart and spot on in pointing out the hypocrisy and duplicity of US culture and media when it comes to dealing with race.

    A lot of In Living Color was about irony and satire and making white audience "think" they were laughing at a black charicature when the joke was really on them, the audience.  Damon Wayans in particular was good at that kind of BRUNO thang (Men on Film had brilliant moments)

    It's not marketable for black folks to make these kind of critiques and get away with them in the same way as  a White British man might be able to (even if he's not gay, his performances smash heteronormative assumptions and out right homophobia in the phase).

    I don't think most performers could get the access and exposure of SBC (how he does it astounds me) but he is part of a long tradition of using caricature and flamboyance to call attention to bias in society.

    Borat, Ali Gi, Bruno are less about SBH and what he thinks about the characters and more about the people he's interacting with.  

    It's funny because I can think of some rap stars right now who (without even trying or maybe on purpose) are doing a "BRUNO" of young black men (50cent I'm talking to you)

    I think the whole point of a lot of SBH's work is that you can't take his characters at face value.

    Because Amos and Andy were characatures, they got away with things every day black men couldn't (critiquing white folks and black folks on the radio)

    I'm not sure if an actual gay man could get away with doing a Bruno type character (which is also part of the point).

    "Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common." (Dorothy Parker)

     

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    Response to darcolover55

    I was merely trying to use an easy reference to a now socially unacceptable characature. I believe you are right in your statements, and you put them forth better than I ever could.

    But does everyone "get" the joke?

    After all, it was always the "Bruno" types that the news programs showed of the Gay Day Parade for its shock effect, so I guess I was missing the point.

    Zaubear's picture

    Errr... just my 2 cents worth

    You do realise that the creators and voices of Amos and Andy on radio were two caucasians, and they did their only movie in blackface. 

     

    And I still find it as offensive as a white person playing Charlie Chan in the movies, being a brilliant detective but speaking pidgin english.