"Milk" star James Franco accosted by Joey Fatone, asked inane questions about playing "a homosexual"

While not as entertaining as Isaac Mizrahi's stint as groper to the stars or Kathy Griffin's concern for the welfare of a certain young celebrity, former boybander Joey Fatone certainly made his mark last night as a red carpet interviewer for the TV Guide Network.

In a cringe-inducing, somebody-stop-the-bleeding chat with Milk actor James Franco, the former N-SYNC star manages to make Ryan Seacrest look competent. The trouble starts when Joey calls milk that "white stuff", and it goes downhill from there.

Enjoy the carnage, which if nothing else harkens back to the glory days of Joan and Melissa Rivers.