AfterElton Snapshot: Your Golden Arch for the Week Ending December 18

YOUR CAPTION HERE

As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

• We were disappointed that A Single Man didn't fare better at the weekend box office.
• Ask The Flying Monkey wonders what the hell happened to Santa.
• We were appalled at the homophobia in Fox's Sunday night Animation Domination.
• Gays of Our Lives took us around the world for more soap opera news.
• Your Asshat of the Week was the country of Uganda and your Hero of the Week was Rachel Maddow.
• This week's Mores for Gays looked at dance company etiquette.

• The spirit of the AIDS quilt is kept alive with the Gay History Wiki.
• New Music Monday took a look at the year in gay music.
• We were happy that both Glee and Modern Family scored multiple WGA nominations.
• We gave you a purely informative pictorial look at the week in sports.
• We informed you about the gay interest in the year's Golden Globes nominations.
• We reported on the gay storyline in the BET webseries Buppies.
• Your gays of the week were a certain daytime couple.
• Speaking of which, we liveblogged One Life To Live for the latest Kish action.

• We continued our weekly TwitterWatch with Matt Alber and Travis Wall.
• We counted down the actors who came out in 2009.
• We were dazzled by the new trailer for Alice in Wonderland.
• We continued the new daily feature The Morning Meme.
• We presented a sneak peek of the 100th episode of How I Met Your Mother.
• This week's Driven to Distraction chatted with Jason Bushman.
• We weren't very impressed by the latest episode of The Closer.
• This week on DVD brought us Taking Woodstock and Lucky Bastard.
• We gave you four new contenders for the throne in Battle of the Network Gays.

• We love that RuPaul is channeling a certain politician in a new promo.
• We presented the nominees for this year's Screen Actors Guild Awards.
• Sounds Like A Hit reviewed the new movie musical Nine.
• We gave you a hearty helping of the best beefcake of 2009.
• We reviewed the latest webisode of Star Trek: Phase II.
• We're glad that the widower of Stephen Gately has filed a formal complaint against Jan Moir.
• We can't fathom the idiocy of Peggy Noonan's comments about Adam Lambert.
• This week's puzzler is a calendar hunk.
• We can't wait to see Buffy The Vampire Slayer when the series reruns come to MTV and Logo.
• And thanks to editor Michael Jensen, you had The.Best.Gay.Year.Ever!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!), and check out last week's winner after the jump!

Thanks to everyone for participating! This week's winner is ...

"...and I still have all this ironing to do, and MY DIET PILL IS WEARING OFF."

Thanks to dback for this week's winning caption.