AfterElton Snapshot: Your frightened frogman for the week ending September 11

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

• We continued our weekend potpourri of pics around the world.
• Ask The Flying Monkey wondered if Survivor would have any gay contestants this season.
• We were dumbfounded by former One Life To Live actress Patricia Mauceri.
• Your Asshat of the Week was Rhode Island's Governor.
• We had lots of great pre-premiere Glee treats.
• We revealed the fate of Vogue Evolution on America's Best Dance Crew
• We recapped the season finale of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

• We gave the Facebook Recap™ treatment to the first and second episodes of Glee.
• We continued our Daytime Drive-By of the happenings in soapland.
• We went Under The Covers for some more snarky titles.
• Gays of Our Lives took us around the world for more soap opera news.
• We gave you a purely informative pictorial look at the week in sports.
• We chatted with Matthew Morrison, the adorable star of Glee.
• Out on DVD this week is Jason Statham in Crank 2.
• We liveblogged One Life To Live for the latest Kish action.

• We met the gay brothers who will be competing in the upcoming season of The Amazing Race.
• In a Glee-ful week, we also presented a regular recap of episode two.
• We gave you more info about Grand Theft Auto's Gay Tony.
• We opened the polls in the 1st Annual AfterElton.com Primetime Visibility Awards.
• We took a look at on the greatest bad shows ever seen, The Brady Bunch Variety Hour.
• We had a spirited debate about the Glee character of Kurt.
• We gave you four new contenders in the Battle of the Network Gays.
• We were overjoyed by the news that Ellen would be joining American Idol.

• This week's Driven to Distraction takes a look at Disney's Gay Days.
• This week's Puzzler was a sweet-smelling model.
• We took a look at the best viewing prospects in the new feature The Week In Film.
• We recapped week four on Project Runway.
• And thanks to editor Michael Jensen, you had The.Best.Gay.Week.Ever!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

Thanks to everyone for participating! This week's winner is ...

Carrie Prejean considers her next career move.

Thanks to giovannif7 for this week's winning caption.