AfterElton Snapshot: Your soaring swine for the week ending August 14

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

• We "hauled ass to Lollapalooza" and took a look at some of the highlights.
• Ask The Flying Monkey took on Torchwood madness and rock stars who kiss men.
• This week's Mores for Gays put the "T" in GLBT.
• We gave an up arrow to this week's explosive (ha!) episode of True Blood.
• We wondered if fabulous dance group Vogue Evolution has a shot at becoming America's Best Dance Crew.
• This week's Driven to Distraction went to a special screening of Rex.
• We chatted with Jay Leno about the criticism he's received for his gay jokes.

• We continued our Daytime Drive-By of the happenings in soapland, and looked at soaps around the world in Gays of our Lives.
• We went Under The Covers for some more snarky titles.
• We wondered why The Food Network didn't want us to interview its newest star Brian Boitano.
• We gave a down arrow to the unbelievability of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
• We liked this week's Season Finale of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List.
• Out on DVD this week is Designing Women Season 2 and I Love You, Man.
• We liveblogged One Life To Live for the latest Kish action.

• We wondered why it was so difficult to get a real rapper to play a fictional gay rapper on Lie To Me.
• We took an in-depth look at Channing Tatum's early career.
• We watched Kathy Griffin chat with "boyfriend" Levi Johnston and swooned when she gave us some love.
• We almost liked this week's episode of 10 Things I Hate About You.
• We reviewed three books with not much in common (except we liked all of them).
• We wondered if there was a limit to gay reality TV wins.
• Thanks to a court ruling involving Anna Nicole Smith, being gay is no longer contemptible.
• This week was the final Jake Nodar's Surviving the Wild, and he taught us how to find shelter in the wilderness.

• We gave you a purely informative pictorial look at the week in sports.
• We listened to the new song from gay artist Billy Dortch.
• The other half of the new daytime hot gay couple won Gay of the Week.
• We uncaged The Flying Monkey to name the Ten Most Important Gay Films, then turned it over to you for our 2nd Annual Fifty Greatest Gay Movies Poll.
• This week's Puzzler was a nearly-naked tennis player.
• We gave you an exclusive first look at the upcoming third season premiere of Greek.
• This one time, at gladiator camp ...
• And thanks to editor Michael Jensen, you had the Best.Gay.Week.Ever!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

Thanks to everyone for participating! This week's winner is ...

"You'll never guess where the '18th' hole is written on the back of his costume."

Thanks to Darrien for this week's winning caption.