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AfterElton Snapshot: Your blue-light special for the week ending July 10

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

"As expected, legendary record producer Phil Spector makes a daring escape from prison."

Thanks to TheFabulousThomasJ for this week's winning caption.

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  • Bill S's picture

    Caption:

    "There's a Naked Hunk Sale in Aisle 9!"
    famguyrules90's picture

    Caption

    Hey mom, I won a trolley dash and it took me the whole 5 minutes to find this!

    My tonuge would catch your tongue...were the world mine :-)

    C2.'s picture

    Caption.

    So sorry ma'm,  we do not offer returns or exachanges with that product.

    SafeWay Weekly Special: One free naked man for every cart full of groceries purchased. 

    <3

    JC's picture

    Caption

    The newest reality series: Taking out the trash- Cougar style
    TheFabulousThomasJ's picture

    Thank you, thank you!!!

    . . .the picture of the nude hottie in the shopping cart is reward enough!

     ;-)

    Zaubear's picture

    Blue Light Special

    Boyfriends on aisle 2...batteries not included.
    hakkikt's picture

    Caption

    The Really Desperate Housewives: Roofie solutions (soon on FOX)
    Jofi's picture

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    She prefers the lean beefcake.
    AddisonDewitt's picture

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    "Shoppers! We have Off-Broadway actor discounted at $1 a preview for one hour only at our meat counter! Stock up! You never know when you will need to put together a show!"

     

    How singularly innocent I look this morning.

    John Beene's picture

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    Price check on Hunky Jesus!
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    rogmed's picture

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    ...when I pulled the plug out, he went limp!

     

    rog med

    wagville's picture

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    This Jesus doesn't heal anything...he just drinks my wine and eats all my wafers. Do you have an unopened Jesus I can exchange this one for?
    Rich's picture

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    "So,this is the thanks i get? After all the hours i spent in labor walking in the freaking desert,giving birth to you in a smelly barn with all those damn animals,a father whose never around and three wierdos sending YOU gifts? THIS is what i get?"
    Darrien's picture

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    The cast is cleared out as Torchwood comes to an end
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    Rich's picture

    Hee!

    Ok,that's funny.
    David in Houston's picture

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    It's double-coupon day at the Piggly Wiggly on sexy naked guys that look like Jesus.
    virgo108's picture

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    Well at least I can go through the express lane.
    billyD's picture

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    No need to gift wrap, thank you.  I'll just wear him home.
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    Lior's picture

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    I can't think of a caption, but his butt's going to look funny when he gets out of that shopping cart!
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    Miz Liz's picture

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    Your shopping cart contains one item.  For a menage a trois, click "Continue Shopping" or proceed to "Check Out."

     

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    C2.'s picture

    FTW.

    ^I vote for this one.  

    <3

    AbqGWM's picture

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    Jumping on the bandwagon of the revival of game shows like the newlywed game on the gameshow network the new supermaket sweep takes an exciting turn.
    Hephaestion's picture

    Russell Crowe

    "...and we will open our bids on Russell Crowe at fifty dollars..."
    PAchubear's picture

    Caption....

    "Madame, it's not our fault you didn't feed him."
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    Darrien's picture

    That's just funny