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AfterElton Snapshot: Your loungewear for the week ending July 17

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

You guys really like making this difficult for us! So many worthy responses, but we chose the one that was especially timely considering how much of the blog has been devoted to it (and reading it made us choke on the Yoo-Hoo we were drinking from our official Captain Jack mug) ...

The cast is cleared out as Torchwood comes to an end

Thanks to Darrien for this week's winning caption.

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  • Madeleine's picture

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    Either:

     

    1. Another Bruno outfit unleashed on the unsuspecting public.

    2. Should have left that in the closet.  

     

    You too can be saved by the blog! www.savedbytheblog14.blogspot.com 

    I may be straight, but I'm not narrow.

    virgo108's picture

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    Mummy always said I had a head for business.
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    Ashley's picture

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    In the Torchwood spirit:

    Russel T. Davies first picture of what the 456 was to look like.

    j U d E's picture

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    1. Check out the new 'Exposed-Brain' wearing look à la Children of the Earth. Comes in a variety of colours - at the customer's command.
    2. I just threw up my multiple personalities. Has someone seen them?..
    3. So I like wearing hollowed out heads and wear their brains. Got a problem with that?

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    R.I.P.  Heath

    JEFFREY WRIGHT for "MLK Jr" biopic!

    Chuckles's picture

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    Alexander McQueen had a dream... a wet dream... all over the runway.

     

    Visit my blog:  http://darkesaint.wordpress.com/   

    Take a break and explore the world of hedonism and pleasure-seeking!

    Chuckles!

    David in Houston's picture

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    Even if you mask your sexual orientation, responsible adults should always wear protection.
    Bob's picture

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    What to wear when you just can't face fashion
    afhickman's picture

    Talking Head Caption

    "Bruno's talking penis announced today that it is suing Sacha Baron Cohen for gross mischaracterization and emotional cruelty.  It is also available for parties."

    "The mountain has wings."

    Nanite's picture

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    "The world's most frightening comdom, but 100% effective."
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    JC's picture

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    Designer: It's a concept.

    Model: I still can't make heads or tails out of it. 

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    Jeremymlad's picture

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    I came out of the closet FAST when I found that dress in there.
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    Darrien's picture

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    Bjork tried to be as inconspicuous as possible after her cosmetic surgery.

     

    Glad you liked the Torchwood caption :-)

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    bambino italiano's picture

    Get me back to the ocean please!!

    I'm bleaching and dehydrating under the spotlights!! Begged Ursula.
    Miz Liz's picture

    That Dress

    Just had to say: That dress totally creeps me out!

    I imagine there's some kind of joke to be made about the model having her choice of many faces to sit on, but I'm not going there.  :-)

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    ophanim's picture

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    Paris Fashion Week 2009: Kill It With Fire
    JC's picture

    KKK

    The Klan debuts their new uber-masculine look for Chirstmas 2009, featuring tastefully masked penii.

    Dave's picture

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    "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
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    sestitodc's picture

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    A French Muslem woman's answer to the burka ban.

    Randy's picture

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    Tara's alters have all come out to play.

    Live Long and Prosper

    GaySpouseDotCom's picture

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    So THAT's what a drag queen looks like in Saudi Arabia.

    :P

     

     

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    PAchubear's picture

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    This week on TLC's WHAT NOT TO WEAR....
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    levi22's picture

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    that dress really creeps me out....but i'll give it a go at the captioning :
    1. Newest muslim x-men recruit
    2. Model : "I dont get paid enough for this"
    3. the new face of pillbury
    4. apparently doughboy's gayface wasn't provocative enough
    hakkikt's picture

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    Creepy dress, indeed.

    Here are my caption attempts:

    1. Trends : How to dress to a tentacles-themed cosplay party!

    2. Trends : Hellraiser movies & fashion crossovers.

    3. Bjork's new fashion concept faux-pas: "My Name Is Legion" meets burka

     

     

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    THE REAL CAUSE OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH:
    After the King of Pop unveiled his new outfit for his kid's in order to conceal their identities, Prince Michael I decided he had had enough and cold-cocked his father with a 2X4 laying nearby.

    Shkn-N-Stird's picture

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    1. Meet my new Pokemon, Maskinit.

    2. Come on out, Maskinit.

    3. Tim Burton's mind just farted.

    4. Sally and Jack Skellington's kid found the door to reality.

    P.S. No offense to Tim Burton.

    TheFabulousThomasJ's picture

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    "Now that Project Runway is on Lifetime, it appears someone has ratcheted up the freek factor!"