AfterElton Snapshot: Your PO'd Poodle for the week ending July 24

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

• In truly tragic news, author E. Lynn Harris died unexpectedly of a heart attack. 
• Ask The Flying Monkey took on the other "F" word, and if size matters.
• We watched as out Matthew Mitcham competed in the World Diving Championships, and he was so cute, we made him this week's Puzzler.
• We gave an up arrow to this week's episode of True Blood, but it didn't quite hit the stellar heights of previous outings.
• We met Team Gay from the upcoming season of Top Chef.
• This week's Sounds Like a Hit took a look at the Michael Jackson memorial service.
• We tried to get to the bottom of why Bruno continues to tank at the box office.

• We continued our Daytime Drive-By of the happenings in soapland, and looked at soaps around the world in Gays of our Lives.
• We went Under The Covers for some more snarky titles.
• We didn't find much that was magical about this week's Merlin.
• We presented pics from Adam Lambert and the rest of the American Idol gang on tour.
• We enjoyed this week's ambitious episode of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List.
• Out on DVD this week is Watchmen and Coraline.
• We liveblogged the daytime trifecta of As The World Turns, One Life To Live, and The Young & The Restless.

• This week's Jake Nodar's Surviving the Wild taught us how to lock 'n load.
• We took an in-depth look at Heteroflexibility.
• You picked your Asshat of the Week, and it was that church that doesn't like snogging.
• We were giddy about Y&R star Michael Muhney and his Twitter bromance.
• We gave birthday boy Rufus Wainwright a time capsule tribute.
• We absolutely adore Broadway babe Gavin Creel.
• We examined some interesting American Idol Tweets.
• We presented our own Facebook pages for Day One, Day Two, Day Three, and Day Four of Torchwood: Children of Earth.
• We also talked both with Torchwood's creator Russell T Davies as well as the man who played Ianto Jones, the one and only Gareth David-Lloyd.

• One of has has quite a thing for Weeds star Maulik Pancholy.
• We offered TV watching advice to out singer Darren Hayes.
• We reviewed BBC America's new supernatural drama Being Human featuring out actor Russell Tovey.
• Tim and Ryan took on Torchwood and Daniel Radcliffe in this week's Gay in the UK.
• We offered a purely political pictorial look at NYC Mayoral candidate The Naked Cowboy.
• Mores for Gays addressed what to do when you date a fellow with the same name.
• We took a pictorial tour of day one of Comic-Con and then brought you the latest news from the confab.
• And thanks to editor Michael Jensen, you had the Best.Gay.Week.Ever!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

Another calvacade of terrific titles. Thanks to all of you for your creativity. This week's winner is ...

Mummy always said I had a head for business

Thanks to virgo108 for this week's winning caption.