I love Jon Stewart, but on last night's The Daily Show, he may have gone too far. In a report on ridiculous blowhard Rush Limbaugh's "threat" to leave NYC because of high taxes, Jon let slip some well kept secrets about the previous attempts made to drive Rush out of town:
We hold gay pride parades on the street. We barely have any gay people, we just thought it would make him uncomfortable, so we shipped them in.
Damn you, Jon! Why'd you have to spill the beans? You could've at least waited until Fox News followed Rush's lead. The question now is, where should Rush set up shop? Any, um ... suggestions?
. . .and Rusty Limburger can join that whack-job Fred Phelps and his cretinous clan.
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll take Laura Schlessinger and Ann Coulter with him when he goes.
Unless something changed, Rush already lives in Palm Beach, FL. and frequently broadcasts from there. His "network" seems to be based in NYC, however.
... if I wanted to be rude to someone who actively tries to ruin the lives of American gays, I would have one or two things to say, however I think comedy is the best way to go, so here are some suggestions.
The moon: no gays, no air.
The middle of the sahara: record low levels of gays, record low levels of water.
The other ones are along the same lines, the middle of the pacific however is unsuitable, he hates transgendered people, amongst others, and quite a few fish and marine mammals don't confrom to his "biblical truth" of gender and sexual orientation. :( Shame.
Rant over, my lovelies.
xoxo
As one of Jon's imported gays let me say this about that. The bilious blowhard should move to the Maine Coast, where he can pick up his second job (like the rest of us) to make his ends meet, as a fog horn.
That's all I am saying...
INSIDEGUY
Hell???
Jon Stewart is My Hero!!!
. . .and Rusty Limburger can join that whack-job Fred Phelps and his cretinous clan.
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll take Laura Schlessinger and Ann Coulter with him when he goes.
Brilliance
Unless something changed,
Unless something changed, Rush already lives in Palm Beach, FL. and frequently broadcasts from there. His "network" seems to be based in NYC, however.
Well...
... if I wanted to be rude to someone who actively tries to ruin the lives of American gays, I would have one or two things to say, however I think comedy is the best way to go, so here are some suggestions.
The moon: no gays, no air.
The middle of the sahara: record low levels of gays, record low levels of water.
The other ones are along the same lines, the middle of the pacific however is unsuitable, he hates transgendered people, amongst others, and quite a few fish and marine mammals don't confrom to his "biblical truth" of gender and sexual orientation. :( Shame.
Rant over, my lovelies.
xoxo
Upper Middle Class
Rush Rush out of town
As one of Jon's imported gays let me say this about that. The bilious blowhard should move to the Maine Coast, where he can pick up his second job (like the rest of us) to make his ends meet, as a fog horn.
That's all I am saying...
INSIDEGUY