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Ten straight songs about gay men

Our sisters over at AfterEllen.com posted an intriguing entry about songs written or performed by straight artists about lesbians. Let's take a look at the flip side: Ten songs written or performed by straight artists about gay (or, in one case, transgender) men. (In no particular order except #1.)

10. Rod Stewart: "The Killing of Georgie Part 1 & 2"

In 1976, Rod Stewart wrote and recorded this song about a gay boy named Georgie, who moved to New York City and met an untimely end.

Sample Lyric

In these days of changing ways, so called liberated days, a story comes to mind of a friend of mine. Georgie boy was gay I guess, nothin' more or nothin' less, the kindest guy I ever knew. His mother's tears fell in vain the afternoon George tried to explain that he needed love like all the rest. Pa said there must be a mistake how can my son not be straight, after all I've said and done for him.

9. The Kinks: "Lola"

1970's "Lola" was one of the biggest hits for The Kinks, and was about a naive young man who falls in love with a girl with "something extra". The matter of fact way it was treated was quite daring for the time, and according to Ray Davies, was based on a true story.

Sample Lyric

I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola C-O-L-A Cola. She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola" L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy, but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine


Kinks - Lola (Top Of The Pops 1970)
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Eight more straight songs about gay men after the break!

8. The Lemonheads: "Big Gay Heart"

Evan Dando, the creative force behind the 90's alternative band The Lemonheads, was once dubbed the "slacker sex kitten" because he oozed sex appeal. "Big Gay Heart" was released in 1993, and still sounds fresh (and the video features a very young Chloe Sevigny!).

Sample Lyric

Take a look into some big grey eyes and ask yourself You wanna make em cry? Lookin out of them its just as well But you're gonna live to see Im gonna ask you why. Either way you got a bone to pick, cant you leave that to somebody else? I don't need you to duck my sick or to help me feel good about myself. Big gay heart, please don't break my big gay heart

7. Bruce Springsteen: "Streets of Philadelphia"

An Academy Award winner for Best Original Song, Bruce Springsteen's "Streets of Philadelphia" gave us the remarkable vision of the "Boss" singing the theme song to a story of a gay man dying of AIDS. Still packs a whallop, fifteen years later.

Sample Lyric

I was bruised and battered and I couldnt tell What I felt, I was unrecognizable to myself. I saw my reflection in a window I didn't know My own face. Oh brother are you gonna leave me Wastin´away On the streets of philadelphia


Springsteen - Streets of Philadelphia
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6. Willie Nelson: "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other"

"Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other" was written back in 1981 by country musician Ned Sublette, during the time he and his wife lived next door to a gay country western bar in New York called Boots & Saddles. He wrote it with Willie Nelson in mind, but it wouldn't be until the release of Brokeback Mountain that Willie decided to dust it off and record his own version.

Sample Lyric

There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend. Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes, No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

5. Franz Ferdinand: "Michael"

The Scottish indie band Franz Ferdinand caused quite a stir when they released the homoerotic "Michael" in 2004. Lead singer Alex Kapranos stated in an interview that the song was written about two friends of his — "It was one night when me and the band were out with friends from Glasgow, and we went to this warehouse dance party thing called Disco X. It was a very debauched night and these two friends got it together in a very sexy way."

Sample Lyric

Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips. Sticky hair, stickyhips, stubble on my sticky lips. Michael you're the only one I'd ever want Only one I'd ever want only one I'd ever want. Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance-floor Michael you dance like a beatiful dance-whore. Michael waiting on a silver platter now... And nothing matters now.


Franz ferdinand - michael
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4. Josie Cotton: "Johnny Are You Queer?"

Rockabilly pop princess Josie Cotton released "Johnny Are You Queer?" in 1981 to minor attention, but it received wider notice when it was included in the soundtrack to Valley Girl in 1983 (and has received more attention for being included in the film Jackass 2.) She asks the question that girls have been asking of their inattentive boyfriends since time began.

Sample Lyric

Johny what's the deal boy, Is your love for real boy. when the lights are low You never hold me close. Now I saw you today boy Walking with them gay boys. Now you hurt me so, now I gotta know Johny are you queer? 'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends I can't help wondering where I stand.

3. Tori Amos: "Real Men"

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Joe Jackson's song "Real Men" was one of the greatest songs of the 80's, and the questions he raises about "what is a man" are still relevant. When Tori Amos covered the song for her Strange Little Girls album, the song became even more provocative, with a woman singing as a gay man.

Sample Lyric

see the nice boys dancing in pairs, golden earring, golden tan blow-wave in the hair. sure they're all straight, straight as a line, all the guys are macho see their leather shine. you don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend so don't call me a faggot not unless you are a friend. then if you're tall and handsome and strong you can wear the uniform and i could play along.

2. Peter Curtis: "PIZAZZ!"

I know what you're thinking - why the hell am i including this awe-inspiring song? Because I've made it my life's mission to spread the word about "PIZAZZ!" Legend has it that Peter Curtis and other Hampshire University students decided to make a video one drunken night. Even more incredible than the finished product is the rumour that Peter is ... straight.

Sample Lyrics

Looking around for that special someone,who could he be, i'm sure we'll have lots of fun. Cruising around for an awesome par-tay, PIZAZZ will be there to show you the way.

1. Nat King Cole: "Nature Boy"

I first heard "Nature Boy" as a teenager, when it played on the car radio (when you're trapped in a car with your mom & dad, you have to listen to stuff like that). At the time, i was coming to terms with my sexuality, and my first thought listening to it was "OMG, it's about a gay man". I've never backed down from that assumption, and frankly, it doesn't matter to me anymore if i'm proven wrong. "Nature Boy" will always be my personal coming out song.

LYRICS

There was a boy, a very strange enchanted boy. they say he wandered very far, very far over land and sea. a little shy and sad of eye but very wise was he. And then one day, a magic day he passed my way. and while we spoke of many things, fools and kings, this he said to me. "the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"

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  • Knickie's picture

    "Downtown"

    Sung by Petula Clark. Listen to the lyrics. It's all there. Also, the word is that "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" is John Lennon's message to Brian Epstein.
    Joseph's picture

    How about Cher's "The Way of Love"

    When you meet a boy
    That you like a lot
    And you fall in love
    But he loves you not
    If a flame should start
    When he holds you near
    Better keep your heart
    Out of danger dear

    For the way of love
    Is a way of woe
    And the day may come
    When you'll see him go
    What will you do
    When he sets you free?
    Just the way that you
    Said good-bye to me

    Which could be taken two ways: either her ex is a man who's fallen for another man, or her ex is a woman who's fallen for a man. 

    Also, how about "Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" or "New Kid in Town," both of which always struck me as have a gay vibe.

     

     

     

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    VioletFemme's picture

    Cher

       was this song recored after she dated David Geffen?

    If By Gay You Mean Totally Freaking Awesome, The Yeah, I Guess It's Pretty Gay

    --Des Ark

     

     

    Brian Juergens's picture

    It's tacky as all get-out...

    But Julie Brown's "I Wanna Be Gay" is pretty awesome, and I'm sure if it were available online would have made the list. I honestly never knew that about "Lola". Kinks, indeed!
    Darrien's picture

    Kinky

    Look out for the film Kinky Boots - the drag queen there is called Lola. Surprisingly, the Kinks song isn't in the film.
    Janet's picture

    Tim Curry's "Alan"

    There's a man
    Hanging by his pants-seat
    While the moon
    Is hanging over 4th street
    People stop and look at him
    They think they understand
    They know that you're loaded and you're crazy
    And they think you're stupid

    You can trust me
    I'm your best friend
    Now's the time to leave
    Before he breaks your nose
    Rips your clothes
    Makes you bleed
    It's okay
    I've got money for a taxi
    Yeah
    The people in the crowd
    They're just a bunch of creeps
    Just the same
    You shouldn't blame
    Your problems on the Greeks
    Cuz it looks like you need stitches
    And that lip won't heal for weeks
    Hey don't fall asleep your nose bleed on my lap
    Hey lean against the window
    Hey nevermind
    Come back
    Alan... Alan... Alan... Alan

    Sorry Mr. Kessler
    Searched his pockets
    No key there
    Yeah somebody hit him
    Help me drag him up the stair
    Kessler takes a look at us
    He thinks he understands
    He knows that we're loaded and we're crazy
    And he thinks you're stupid

    I prop you at your typewriter
    A broomstick up your shirt
    I lay your hands across the keys
    Ah shit I'm suck a jerk
    You've got to be a fighter
    The problem with the world is
    They don't know

    That you're a writer
    Alan... Alan... Alan... Alan

    You get next
    To me


     

     

     

    I say we take the warning labels off everything and let nature take it's course.

    David Ehrenstein's picture

    How about some GAY song by GAY songwriters?

    I'd be happy to put together an entry about Lorenz Hart, Cole Porter, John Latouche, Kander& Ebb, and Stephen Sondheim.

    snicks's picture

    stay tuned, david.

    for an upcoming post involving just that. THIS post, however, was a response to an AfterEllen post.
    James's picture

    Okay, I'm TOTALLY looking

    Okay, I'm TOTALLY looking forward to that now! 

    duckiestoy's picture

    Another old standard?

    Though he didn't like the song, Sinatra recorded "Stranger in the Night" which I've long heard is about gay men meeting up.
    Movie_Dearest's picture

    "Nature Boy"

    I'm not sure if it was originally from this movie, but "Nature Boy" was featured in the 1948 movie "The Boy With Green Hair", which dealt with a town's reactions to a boy who is "different".

    - Kirby, moviedearest.blogspot.com

    Nukely's picture

    Who put that gay song on?

    He's So Gay by Frank Zappa

    I Wanna Be A Homosexual by Screeching Weasel who supposedly ran the lyrics by Bruce La Bruce before they recorded the song, I don't know if that was make sure it was offencive enough or not.

    Taylor STP's picture

    More Recent Songs

    "Faces in the Hall" by Gym Class Heroes is a song about a boy struggling with his sexuality who is beaten to death at a party and his girlfriend who is pressured into taking drugs by a popular girl who is jealous of her singing ability. The chorus is pretty cool: "Don't be a slave and behave the way they do, just utilise the gifts that God gave you."

    Also there is the heavy metal song "Is This My Fate, He Asked Them" by Story of the Year which is a protest against homophobia. The first chorus sums it up pretty nicely: "Do you really f*cking think it's a choice, a way of life plauged by discrimination. You're narrow-minded, quick to judge with bible-belt tunnel vision."

    afhickman's picture

    The one and only "Madame George"

    afhickman

    "It takes a village (to make Village People)"

    How could you possibly overlook this masterpiece, probably the best song Van Morrison ever wrote?  It's from the Astral Weeks album.  For a real treat, find the recording by Marianne Faithfull.  Here's a sample lyric to refresh your memory:

    Marching with the soldierboy behind

    He's much older now with hat on, drinking wine

    And the smell of sweet perfume comes drifting thru

    In the cool night breeze like Shalimar . . .

    It's the kind of song that brings back an entire era.  Just kick back in your high heels and play the entire album.


     

     

    Frank's picture

    Any song by Jay Brannan

    My fav is Housewife:

    housewife
    music and lyrics by jay brannan

    two bodies pressed together
    two boys are falling hard
    the smell of sweat and leather
    a kinky greeting card

    crazy about each other
    we both have fucked up pasts
    but when we are together
    we have a fucking blast

    chorus
    i wanna be a housewife
    what’s so wrong with that
    i wanna be a housewife, yeah
    and that’s just where i’m at

    i’m making guacamole
    he’s working on the car
    when he grills turkey burgers
    he knows i like them charred

    i like to wash the dishes
    i like to scrub the floors
    don’t mind doing his laundry
    what are boyfriends for

    chorus


    2nd chorus
    i wanna be a housewife
    what’s so wrong with that
    can’t wait ‘til he’s in my life, yeah
    cuz we haven’t met

    we haven’t met yet…
    we haven’t met yet…
    Pabasa's picture

    Doesn't really count

    for this topic anyway. Jay Brannan is a gay man.
    Frank's picture

    Oops

    you're so right. Being able to read would make life so much easier. lol

    Sorry, once I've read the comments I've totally forgotten that it was about straight men performing songs about gay love.

    Bruce's picture

    Black47

    Add Black47's "Danny Boy" to the list, as well.
    dback's picture

    Lots of stuff on the "Club Verboten" CD box set

    Future epitaph: "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

    My favorite is Joan Baez's "The Altar Boy and the Thief," but Donovan's "I'll Try For The Sun" is a close contender.   

     

    Smonkey's picture

    How bout Ziggy?

    Celine Dion's beautiful french song 'Ziggy' about her falling in love with a gay guy is pretty sweet. But obviously the song is in French and I wonder whether that would disqualify it from being included in this list?

    Raycol's picture

    An Old Song

    How about the "drunkard's" version of "There is a tavern in the town" sung by Rudy Vallee. Here a man sings "and there my true love sits him(self) down".
    Sarrellec's picture

    Sting

    I think that Sting's song (I'm lousy with remembering titles) about gardens in the desert--you know, the one with the L-A L-A refrain--is obviously about a man falling in love with a transexual MtoF or even just another man, perhaps an effeminate one.

    And, on the same CD, the one about the transvestite prostitute sung in the first person.

     

    j U d E's picture

    Jay Brannan is gay?

    I did not know!

    He's among my favourites on my myspace.

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    • R.I.P. - Heath [ 22 January 2008 -- one year gone]
    • R.I.P. - Sayif [† 12 June 2008 -- run over] 
    j U d E's picture

    Pablo Milanés?

    I don't believe he's gay himself, but very much an activist. On his 1994 album 'Origines' he has one song called 'Original Sin' (El Pecado Original), about two men loving each other.

    Lyrics: 

    Dos almas [two souls]
    Dos cuerpos [two bodies]
    Dos hombres que se aman [two men who love each other]
    Van a ser expulsados del paraí­so [will be expelled out of paradise]
    Que les tocó vivir. [in which it was their turn to live]

    Ninguno de los dos es un guerrero [neither of them is a warrior]
    Que premió sus victorias con Mancebos.[who reward their victories with young men(?)]
    Ninguno de los dos tiene riquezas [neither of them has fortune]
    Para calmar la ira de los jueces. [to appease the judges' wrath]
    Ninguno de los dos es presidente. [neither of them is a president]
    Ninguno de los dos es un ministro. [neither of them is a minister]
    Ninguno de los dos es un censor de [neither of them is a censor]
    Sus propios anhelos mutilados... [of their own mutilated yearnings]

    Y sienten que pueden en cada [they sense that they can every]
    Mañana ver su árbol, [morning, see their tree]
    Su parque, [their parc]
    Su sol, [their sun]
    Como tú y como yo... [like you and like me]
    Entrañas [viceral embrace (??)]
    En la más dulce intimidad con [in the sweetest of intimacy with]
    Amor así­ como por siempre [love as forever]
    Hundo mi carne
    Desesperadamente en tu vientre
    [I burry desperately my flesh into your body]
    Con amor también. [with love too]

    No somos dios. [we are not god]
    No nos equivoquemos otra vez. [let's not be mistaken again]

    [My Spanish is veeery rusty, so forgive me if it's ill-translated]

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    • R.I.P. - Heath [ 22 January 2008 -- one year gone]
    • R.I.P. - Sayif [† 12 June 2008 -- run over]