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Today marks the return of Olli to "Forbidden Love". But will our Oliver be the same?

Today is the day that Forbidden Love fans have been waiting for! After over two months of "vacationing in Ibiza", Olli will return to the loving arms of his magic Christian, and the many readers who love him here at AfterElton.com. As soon as Nanna works her own translation magic we'll have the clip for you, but in the meantime there may be cause for concern.

Olli has been away for a while, and sometimes a long absence can ... change people. Christian has stayed close to his friends and family, so he's the same, but Olli was in a strange country with new people, and there's a possibility he may not be the same Olli we knew and loved.

In the interest of his well-being, a couple of hypothetical scenarios, and the warning signs to watch for!

Warning Signs: Olli starts calling things "groovy" and craving "porkchops and applesauce". Christian comes home to find that Olli has replaced every surface in the apartment with horrific orange formica, and can't understand it when Olli refuses to ball in the house.

The final sign comes when Christian is helping Olli unpack (his luggage) and see this:

Conclusion: While Olli was in Ibiza he somehow fell under the spell of an evil curse. Christian must seek out the exorcism talents of Sam the Butcher.

Warning Signs: Olli has become monosyllabic, shallow, and empty-headed. He starts wearing board shorts that barely cover his buttcrack, and calls everyone "dude" and "bro".

Conclusion: While Olli was in Ibiza he somehow fell under the spell of an evil curse. Christian must seek out the exorcism talents of Sam the Butcher (but he can keep the low-hanging board shorts).

Warning Signs: Christian finds muu-muus and pink feather boas in Olli's luggage. Suspicions are further raised when a package from the Tovah Borgnine Wig Emporium is delivered, and Olli says it's for his friend, "Ollianna".

Conclusion: While in Ibiza, Olli decided to fulfill his lifelong dream and appeared in the title role of the island stage production Mame in Paradise, and has decided to take it on the road.

Of course none of these scenarios is too likely, but it'll be interesting to see how the show handles the big return. Like the rest of you, we're quivering in antici ... pation, as we'll finally have the chance to say "welcome back, Olli!".

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