UK personality Steve Jones has "Brokeback" dreams

UK "television presenter" Steve Jones appears in the September issue of Attitude, and the notorious womanizer opens up about a number of things, including his jealousy of gay sex lives:

“I’ll be sitting in BKB on (London’s) Old Compton Street opposite G-A-Y and see those guys coming out with a different man every night, and I’m just like ‘You lucky b******s,’ I would give anything to have that kind of lifestyle – but the girls just won’t have it.”

The Welsh himbo, who's "romanced" Pamela Anderson, among other female celebrities, also talks about plans to further his acting career, and the lengths he would go to prove how serious he is, like appearing in a gay romance, ala Brokeback Mountain.

“I would have done them (gay sex scenes). I would have acted them out."

“Jake and Heath did it and look at those results – yummy!”

Steve Jones is Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in "Dowsing my Wand"

He has a headstart in preparing for his gay role, as he snogged one of his male friends during a drunken game of "spin the bottle". Unfortunately, he says it was like "kissing a corpse", and wants his female fans to know, "“I wish I had it in me to give it a go, but I’m just a girl man through and through."

After the break, you can see Steve in the trailer for the upcoming Angus, Thongs, and the Perfect Snogging. You can't miss him, he's wearing a tool belt ... and little else.