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Under the Covers 3: Help us rename these strange, forgotten, or just plain creepy gay-themed films

Sure, working here in the AfterElton.com Blungeon™ (Blog + dungeon) is a never-ending parade of cute puppies and lollipops, but sometimes things get a bit hectic, and we need help from our faithful readers.

We received a moldy cardboard box from upstairs full of obscure or forgotten gay-themed films, with orders to alphabetize them. Unfortunately, the titles on all the covers have been blacked out! This is where you come in.

Every week we'll present the cover art for a gay-themed film and ask you to create a new title based just on the cover art. We'll pick our favorite, and announce the winner the next week (along with the real title of the film).

Take a look at the cover art above and take your best shot. And below you can see the real title of last week's entry, as well as our favorite faux title.

Again last week there were tons of suggestions, and they were all creative and funny, but this week's winner (as painful as it is, we're going to choose one per week) is ...

A Briss Before Dying - Ben Weldon

Congratulations to Ben, and thanks to everyone for participating. And keep those submissions coming!

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  • Androjai's picture

       The Love Litter

     

     The Love Litter

    Gay and lesbian rights are not special rights in any way. It isn't "special" to be free from discrimination. It is an ordinary, universal entitlement of citizenship."

    joeyhegele's picture

    First there were queers and steers...

    ...now there are GAYS AND STRAYS!

    After all, everybody needs a home.

    dback's picture

    Dick and Pussy galore!

    I know, I'm in a randy mood today.  :)

    afhickman's picture

    Caption America

    "I Feel Kitty" (and witty and gay)

    "The mountain has wings."

    Average (1 vote):
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    Ben's picture

    Movie Title

    From Andrew Lloyd Webber comes...

    Cats!: The Gay(est) Version

    Smartypants's picture

    Featuring

    the hit song Fee-lines.

    "Felines, nothing more than felines, 

    Trying to forget..."

     

    wagville's picture

    Movie Title

    Man Pussy 2: Electric Bugaloo

     

     

    Somehow, I don't think I'll win this thing if I only strive to crack myself up.

    virgo108's picture

    Hah!

    I thought I was the only one who used the "Electric Bugaloo"  tag on sequels.
    Lior's picture

    This is a tough one!

    I came up with:

     

    The Truth About Cats and Dawgs

    or

    The Long Journey Homo

     

     

    Lior's picture

    Er..my bad

    I just realized I mixed up the title for the Incredible Journey:  Homeward Bound with The Long Journey Home  so..to edit:

    The Incredible Journey:  Homo Bound

    I also thought maybe Gay Purr-ee

    Okay, I'll stop now as they're not getting any better.

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Title

    I think we should just go with Purr on this one... or Up The Cat Post
    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Congrats Ben

    Yours was truly the best last week!
    virgo108's picture

    Fernando and Juan

    Fernando and Juan are

    "Pussy Whipped"

    woodroad34's picture

    Oh, let's see... Joe and

    Oh, let's see...

    Joe and the Pussycats

    or

    Besa me culo

    Shizuma's picture

    Titles

    Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

    Cat Scratch Fever: Havana Nights

    HairBalls Out

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    Androjai's picture

    LOL

     

      I LOVE Kitty Kitty Bang Bang!!! 

     

    Gay and lesbian rights are not special rights in any way. It isn't "special" to be free from discrimination. It is an ordinary, universal entitlement of citizenship."

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    woodroad34's picture

    Yeah, that's the best so

    Yeah, that's the best so far.
    marc's picture

    Title

    The Aristo-cats

    Cats on a Hot Tin Roof

    {and finally, going for the gross-factor!)

    Two Cats, One Bed

     

     

    BEEMAC's picture

    TITLE

    WE CAN HAZ BEEFCAKE!
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    Lior's picture

    Okay, that so totally made

    Okay, that so totally made me spit my coffee out!  LOVE it!
    belinda's picture

    title is...

     

    1)>>>>>HOME FOR YOU AND ME>>>>>

    2)>>>>>LOVE UNDER ONE ROOF>>>>