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Under the Covers 4: Help us rename these strange, forgotten, or just plain creepy gay-themed films

Sure, working here in the AfterElton.com Blungeon™ (Blog + dungeon) is a never-ending parade of cute puppies and lollipops, but sometimes things get a bit hectic, and we need help from our faithful readers.

We received a moldy cardboard box from upstairs full of obscure or forgotten gay-themed films, with orders to alphabetize them. Unfortunately, the titles on all the covers have been blacked out! This is where you come in.

Every week we'll present the cover art for a gay-themed film and ask you to create a new title based just on the cover art. We'll pick our favorite, and announce the winner the next week (along with the real title of the film).

Take a look at the cover art above and take your best shot. And below you can see the real title of last week's entry, as well as our favorite faux title.

It's a tie!

The winners are ...

WE CAN HAZ BEEFCAKE! from BEEMAC
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang from Shizuma

Congratulations, and thanks to everyone for participating. And keep those submissions coming!

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  • Darrien's picture

    Title

    Iron Man 2
    Average (2 votes):
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    marc's picture

    title

    My Beautiful Laundrette 2: Bozo Comes Out
    Androjai's picture

    title

    Oompa Loompa-- Escape from The Chocolate factory

    Gay and lesbian rights are not special rights in any way. It isn't "special" to be free from discrimination. It is an ordinary, universal entitlement of citizenship."

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Steam Clean

    Steam Clean

    Carrot Top takes on his most daring role as a pre-op transexual (ala TransAmerica) dry clean owner who spices up business for her own purposes in West Hollywood.

    Jamie's picture

    Title

    Don't Pop Your Bubble On My Clean Shirt (or the alternate less classy version "Don't Blow Your Wad On my Clean Shirt")

    or

    Shirts & Hair Pressed, While You Wait

    or

    It Came From Under the Ironing Board

     

     

    "Open up your mind and then open up your heart. And you will see that you and me aren't very far apart." - Blessid Union of Souls

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Another try...

    CinderFella Bubblegum
    Lior's picture

    er...

    What Lies Beneath...The Ironing Board

    Abs Of Iron

    The Other Muppet

    Alxmouse's picture

    Titles

    Grimm's Iron John Revisited?

    Hairless Potter: And the Ironing board

    Sex and Candy

     

    JC's picture

    Caption

    Hot Stuff.... Bubblegum style!
    famguyrules90's picture

    title

    Three Billy Goats Buff: The Troll Under the Ironing Board

    Im so bad at these

    My tonuge would catch your tongue...were the world mine :-)

    Average (1 vote):
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    Chuckles's picture

    OMG!

    I've seen this movie so I know its true name!  Though if I were to rename it, it would probably have to be...

    Attack of the Killer Sponges... or P*ssy (Its all in context with the movie's plot)

     

    Visit my blog:  http://darkesaint.wordpress.com/   

    Take a break and explore the world of hedonism and pleasure-seeking!

    Chuckles!

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    More

    Pressing The Board: An Iron & Starch Tale

    Gremlins 3: Pink Attacks

     

    afhickman's picture

    Captions Courageous

    "Pumping Iron: The Troll's Revenge"

    "The mountain has wings."

    Average (1 vote):
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    Zaubear's picture

    title

    Maid to be Bad

    Nanny, My Fanny

    Hot Board Games

    Hot, Stiff, and Starched

    Honey, I Made the Maid

    woodroad34's picture

    Pipi does peepee

    Pipi does peepee

    Absolutely unfabulous

    Just call me 'Bubbles', darling.

    Kitty's picture

    Title

    Hard Boards and Hot Bods

    Kitty

    OwenMe353's picture

    Ha

    Fab Rick

    2 Balls and 1 Strike While the Iron is Hot

    Full Steam a Head

    Been There, Done That, Got the T-Shirt

    par3182's picture

    Rumpledshirt/skin: a modern

    Rumpledshirt/skin: a modern day fairy tale
    Durwood's picture

    "White Party Two: Starch!

    "White Party Two: Starch! Ravers!! Mad!!!

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    Wire_Hanger's picture

    Starchky & Hag

    Starchky & Hag

     

     

    Average (1 vote):
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    dback's picture

    "Leprechan 4: Steams, Creams & Bubble-Yum Dreams"

    "Leprechan 4: Steams, Creams, and Bubble-Yum Dreams."

    I had no idea Ariztical was so prolific! 

     

    wagville's picture

    Title

    Steaming the Hag: A Nipples the Butler Mystery

     

    I gotta say, "The Other Muppet" made me laugh. I'm not sure why, but it cracks me up.

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    title

    The Carpet Sometimes Doesn't Match The Drapes
    Lior's picture

    A Midsummer Night's Steam

    A Midsummer Night's Steam

     Mrs. Doubtfire goes to West Hollywood

     

    belinda's picture

    my title is.....

     

    1)Beautiful  Fairy-tale 

    2)Boy of The City