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Under the Covers 5: Help us rename these strange, forgotten, or just plain creepy gay-themed films

Sure, working here in the AfterElton.com Blungeon™ (Blog + dungeon) is a never-ending parade of cute puppies and lollipops, but sometimes things get a bit hectic, and we need help from our faithful readers.

We received a moldy cardboard box from upstairs full of obscure or forgotten gay-themed films, with orders to alphabetize them. Unfortunately, the titles on all the covers have been blacked out! This is where you come in.

Every week we'll present the cover art for a gay-themed film and ask you to create a new title based just on the cover art. We'll pick our favorite, and announce the winner the next week (along with the real title of the film).

Take a look at the cover art above and take your best shot. And below you can see the real title of last week's entry, as well as our favorite faux title.

This was by far the hardest week to pick a winner. All of the entries were hilarious. But the winner (because we couldn't get it out of our brains) is ...

The Other Muppet by Lior.

Congratulations, and thanks to everyone for participating. And keep those submissions coming!

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  • Jamie's picture

    Titles

    The Queen Bee

    Pollinate This

    My Hair is Your Flower

    Hey Guys, Come Look At This Totally Fake Bee

     

     

    "Open up your mind and then open up your heart. And you will see that you and me aren't very far apart." - Blessid Union of Souls

    Lior's picture

    I feel suprisingly proud

    I feel suprisingly proud that the odd-ball title that flitted in to my head when I saw the cover art has stuck in others' as well.  Thanks for picking my submission!

    I'm drawing a blank on this week's! Such a fun section of this website.

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    Androjai's picture

    Good Job!

    Congrats!  I also have to agree that this is very fun!

     

     Gay and lesbian rights are not special rights in any way. It isn't "special" to be free from discrimination. It is an ordinary, universal entitlement of citizenship."

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Yeah!

    COngrats Lior!

     

     

    How singularly innocent I look this morning.

    Wire_Hanger's picture

    Title

    The Bee, the Faux Ginger, and The Half-faced Audience.

     (just warming up)

    Wire_Hanger's picture

    BTW

    Congrats, Lior.  I agree, this is a terribly fun competition.
    friday13fan's picture

    Raggedy Andy Vs. The Bee

    Raggedy Andy Vs. The Bee

    Wire_Hanger's picture

    Title

    The Magic of Photoshop for Kids under 8!
    Androjai's picture

    LOL

     

     Run Lola Run Part 2-- the Hivemaster

     

     

    Gay and lesbian rights are not special rights in any way. It isn't "special" to be free from discrimination. It is an ordinary, universal entitlement of citizenship."

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    Bobbyjoe's picture

    Free to Bee You and Me.

    Obviously, the bee is the star of this flick, so I'm going with:

    Buzzy the Bad Hair Slayer

    Kyle's picture

    Do you win a prize if you

    Do you win a prize if you know the actual name of the movie?  I can't believe I've actually seen this one before.
    Lior's picture

    I don't know if I'd admit to

    I don't know if I'd admit to that publicly ;-)
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    Lior's picture

    A Nightmare on Christopher

    A Nightmare on Christopher Street

    I'll Kill Ya and The Bee

       I think I'm just going to give up on this one...

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Title

    Carrot Top: Evolution

     

    How singularly innocent I look this morning.

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    Jamie's picture

    Distracting

    I can't get over the fact that the kids at the bottom look like Dawson Creek's Pacey and Joey, and it's distracting my thought process.

    Powder 2:  The Genetic Transformation

     

    "Open up your mind and then open up your heart. And you will see that you and me aren't very far apart." - Blessid Union of Souls

    Bob-O's picture

    Hmm...

    Being Annie Lennox

    Blossom: The Movie 

     

     

    Check out my blog soap at:

    soapsudzbybobo.blogspot.com

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    Wire_Hanger's picture

    Dammit Bob-O

    IMO, both of these seem to be the two to beat right now.  Bravo, sir.  I'm still laughing.
    Jamie's picture

    Agreed on Being Annie

    Agreed on Being Annie Lennox.  That one is caught me off guard and made me laugh out loud.

     

    "Open up your mind and then open up your heart. And you will see that you and me aren't very far apart." - Blessid Union of Souls

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    craig's picture

    Well, since "The Secret Life

    Well, since "The Secret Life of Bees" is already taken, how about "The Closeted Life of Bees"
    wolfbane's picture

    Two suggestions

    "Stung Love"

     

    "Tequilla and the Bee"

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    Strepsi's picture

    In my head

    It's not the cleverest of all but by golly "Tequilla and the Bee" just rolls off the tongue like a real movie title and is now in my head!
    woodroad34's picture

    Two bees or not two bees: 

    Two bees or not two bees:  The sunflower of the spotless mind.
    Paul's picture

    How about...

    Alfred's picture

    My 2 cents

    1. A Confused Bee: sucking a Redhead or a Blonde
    2. (All) Eyes on Bee!!!!
    3. This may be a little bit over-stretched How Kathy Griffin lost to Planet Earth for the PGA Award It's a red-head, if you haven't already noticed.
    4.  I think that's all from me now...

    This is really a fun section!
    dback's picture

    "Pollinate me, bay-bee."

    Also: "I Am Bee-Curious (Yellow)."

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    littlestormcloud's picture

    Title

    Red Wig and the Angry Bee Itch
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    hakkikt's picture

    Title

    The lost language of tranny bees!
    Strepsi's picture

    Title

    Deflowering Perez

     

    Strepsi's picture

    Alternate Title

    Divine and the Secrets of the Ya-Ya Mister Hood
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    belinda's picture

    my title is.....

    belinda 

     

    >>>>>>>>SECRETE BEHIND THE BEAUTIFUL FACE>>>>>>>>>>>> 

     

    Alxmouse's picture

    In memoriam (sic)?

    Bea Arthur: The Early Years

    Kitty's picture

    Title

    The Blossoming of David Bowie

    Kitty

    Lior's picture

    The Secret Life of Ronald

    The Secret Life of Ronald McDonald

    or

    Ronald McDonald:  Before The Burgers

    Morgan's picture

    Title

     

    Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Bees

     

    Somebody jumped on the Annie Lennox lookalike already. Good call! I was late :(

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    OwenMe353's picture

    my suggestion

    The In-Sex