Under the Covers: Help us rename these strange, forgotten, or just plain creepy gay-themed films

Sure, working here in the AfterElton.com Blungeon™ (Blog + dungeon) is a never-ending parade of cute puppies and lollipops, and even when certain blog editors decide to "keep you on your toes" by tazing you like you're their belligerent seventy-two-year-old granny, you know it's done out of love.

But sometimes things get a bit hectic, and we need help from our faithful readers.

We received a moldy cardboard box from upstairs (literally ... they opened the steel grate and threw it down here) full of obscure or forgotten gay-themed films, with orders to alphabetize them. Unfortunately, the titles on all the covers have been blacked out! This is where you come in. I realize this is a lot of set-up for one bit, but bear with me ...

Every week we'll present the cover art for a gay-themed film and ask you to create a new title based just on the cover art. We'll pick our favorite, and announce the winner the next week (along with the real title of the film).

For example, this week's entry (above) might very well be titled ...

Nipples From Heaven

Touched By a Preacher

Children of a Lesser Corn

But we're sure you can come up with something even more perfect. So give it your best shot ... please ... help us.