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Under the Covers 19: Help us rename these strange, forgotten, or just plain creepy gay-themed films

Sure, working here in the AfterElton.com Blungeon™ (Blog + dungeon) is a never-ending parade of cute puppies and lollipops, but sometimes things get a bit hectic, and we need help from our faithful readers.

We received a moldy cardboard box from upstairs full of obscure or forgotten gay-themed films, with orders to alphabetize them. Unfortunately, the titles on all the covers have been blacked out! This is where you come in.

Every week we'll present the cover art for a gay-themed film and ask you to create a new title based just on the cover art. We'll pick our favorite, and announce the winner the next week (along with the real title of the film).

Take a look at the cover art above and take your best shot. And below you can see the real title of last week's entry, as well as our favorite faux title. And if you happen to know the movie's real title, we ask that you don't post it!

More great titles, but we went with this one because it's freezing in the Blungeon™ and he promised to turn the heat up if he won. *Actually, it's just a great title.

Not So Butch Cassidy and the Tea Dance Kid. by Dennis Ayers.

Congratulations, and thanks to everyone for participating. And keep those submissions coming (and once again, please don't reveal the real title).

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  • Crawfish Po Boy's picture

    WHY SNICKS WHY?

    OH GOD SNICKS, NO!!

    SERIOUSLY.

    THAT MOVIE ALMOST KILLED ME.

    SO BAD, SO WRONG, SO INCREDIBLY AWFUL.

    There is no fake title mocking enough for it.

    We'd need new vocabulary.

    IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOMO!!!!

    virgo108's picture

    Title

    Thongs For The Memories
    Jonathan's picture

    Dammit

    Beat me to it.
    JC's picture

    Caption

    Adam Lambert's Details  of a Photoshoot gone Thong
    Rich's picture

    Caption

    Thong Song Trilogy

    "Oh please! It's ten days bitching for every two days bliss with these two." Simone on Roman & Deniz "Alles was Zahlt"/"All That Matters"

    Average (2 votes):
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    Darrien's picture

    Title

    Lets get to the bottom of this!
    salemgrrl25's picture

    Title

     

    Panty Raiders of the Lost Ark

    rogmed's picture

    Stretch Marks rog med

    Stretch Marks

    rog med

    afhickman's picture

    The caption that devoured Cleveland

    Thongs Make the Man (or woman, I guess--that it is to say...)

    "The mountain has wings."

    I_cant_believe_its_not_butter's picture

    How many Saturdays will

    How many Saturdays will these shorts get me?

     

    Ok smiles, but I am fast forwarding through the weird stuff.

     

     

    David in VA's picture

    I actually got this movie from Netflix

    It sucked so hard, one cannot imagine!
    MC2051991's picture

    Title

    Title: 

    (It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) Elton Was Made In England?   

     

    Hopefully with that title, the director won't get charged of plagiarism. A quite bitter title I've made up even though I haven't watched that movie.  

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Title

    Don't Get Your Panties In A Bunch, Girl!

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    If I bring out the devil in you, he was there all along!

    RJ's picture

    Film title...

     

    "Flossing Jordan"

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