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Under the Covers 20: Help us Rename These Strange, Forgotten, or Just Plain Creepy Gay-Themed Films — Halloween Edition!

Sure, working here in the AfterElton.com Blungeon™ (Blog + dungeon) is a never-ending parade of cute puppies and lollipops, but sometimes things get a bit hectic, and we need help from our faithful readers.

We received a moldy cardboard box from upstairs full of obscure or forgotten gay-themed films, with orders to alphabetize them. Unfortunately, the titles on all the covers have been blacked out! This is where you come in.

Every week we'll present the cover art for a gay-themed film and ask you to create a new title based just on the cover art. We'll pick our favorite, and announce the winner the next week (along with the real title of the film).

Take a look at the cover art above and take your best shot. And below you can see the real title of last week's entry, as well as our favorite faux title. And if you happen to know the movie's real title, we ask that you don't post it!

More great titles, but we went with this one because it made us laugh even though we hate that horrible song.

Thong Song Trilogy by Rich.

Congratulations, and thanks to everyone for participating. And keep those submissions coming (and once again, please don't reveal the real title).

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  • virgo108's picture

    Title

    Piers For Fears
    Average (2 votes):
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    giovannif7's picture

    Title

    Dock Of Death
    Androjai's picture

    Title

     This Buoys Life

     

     

    O Liberté, que de crimes on commet en ton nom!

    xanthis2001's picture

    Title

    Stabbing on the Dock of the Bay

     Psycho Daddy has Two Shadows

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    Bobbyjoe's picture

    Love it...

    A short quiz:

    "Stabbing on the Dock of the Bay" made me:

    A) snort.

    B) giggle.

    C) All of the above.

    The correct answer is "C..." "All of the above."

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Title

    Trolling for Death

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    If I bring out the devil in you, he was there all along!

    Legally married Sept 18, 2009. Wedded Oct 10,2009.

    GayTVluver's picture

    I liked this movie!

    I won't spoil it by saying the name of the singer or the title, but...I saw this movie and liked it. Which is shocking because lordy, lordy can that company put out some crap!! I saw it because I'm a huge fan of the lead actor's music.

    *-----------*

    It really doesn't get any more adorkable than this: Video

    Thank Microsoft for donating $$$ to Approve 71 in Washington...use Bing.com

    JC's picture

    Caption

    Billy Jack:  Hustler on the Pier
    Joe's picture

    Title

    Alan Cumming stars in "The Face in the Lake"

    brc cole's picture

    Titles

    It came from Peir One

    Laddie of the Lake

    Laddie in the Water

     

     

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Title 2

    Three Billys Goat Gruff 2: The Pier

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    If I bring out the devil in you, he was there all along!

    Legally married Sept 18, 2009. Wedded Oct 10,2009.

    Alxmouse's picture

    My Dating History...

    Is this the poster for a movie or My Dating History.
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    David in VA's picture

    Movie title

    How about... "Stabaret"

    "What good is sitting alone in your room? Come to the Stabaret!"

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    Goldenchild's picture

    Title

    "Lake Ho-be-Gone"
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    Rich's picture

    WHOOHOO,MY FIRST WIN!

    I was starting to feel like Susan Lucci at the Daytime Emmys. LOL!

    "Oh please! It's ten days bitching for every two days bliss with these two." Simone on Roman & Deniz "Alles was Zahlt"/"All That Matters"

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    Rainierguy's picture

    Too slow for the rest of you.

    Lake Flaccid

     

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    I_cant_believe_its_not_butter's picture

      It’s not the size.

     

    It’s not the size. It’s how wield it.

     

    Blade envy

    belinda's picture

    title for this is...

     

    >>LOVE IS A BIG STORM>> 

    bannik101's picture

    Buff Me - the Vampire Player

    I know, I know, too many vampires but we couls always use one called "Buff-Me" right?