AfterElton Briefs: Huge Soap News, Diagnosis: Total Eclipse of the Heart, Cher and Kathy on the Red Carpet, and More!

Cher and Kathy Griffin at the premiere of Zookeeper

• In a shocking turn of events, ABC has licensed off All My Children and One Life to Live, and both shows will continue production after their network runs, and will air ... online! Now get Kish back!

• After encouraging ratings, TNT has renewed Falling Skies for another season.

• Damn kids today! If i had to learn it, so should they.

• If Marcus Bachmann's voice sounds familiar, Andrew Sullivan has an idea why.

• GIMME GIMME GIMME! Batgirl's iconic costume is up for auction, with bidding starting at $2000 dollars. Look, none of you offered to chip in when I wanted to buy one of the original Zuni dolls that terrified Karen Black in Trilogy of Terror, and all I heard were crickets when I wanted to bid on one of Adrian Zmed's jockstraps from T.J. Hooker This is the least you can do!

• Somehow we missed this interview with The Hard Times of RJ Berger star Jayson Blair about his character coming out and that steamy gym shower scene.

• hereTV is running a poll this week asking, "Besides Dante's Cove, what here! series would you like to see a new season of?" The choices are The Lair, Donald Strachey Mysteries, and DL Chronicles (h/t for above two items to crawfish po boy)

• Below you can see a sneak peek at Monday's Drag U, which features Jujubee trying to teach Julie Goldman how to sashay in heels, while Raven gets her claws out.

• This clip will probably only make sense to a select few, but to those who understand, I give you the awesomeness that is Diagnosis: Total Eclipse of the Heart.

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