AfterElton Briefs: A "Daily Show" Instant Classic, "Titanic 2," Lance and Lorenzo, and More!

Plus gays and goats, Anne Rice loses her religion, Rush and Elton, Web Therapy returns, and will Gaga play Arizona?

Lance Bass and Lorenzo Martone

• A great woman once sang "Once the rumor spreads, the truth is just a thing of the past." And rumors have been swirling that Lance Bass and Marc Jacobs' ex Lorenzo Martone are dating. Page Six (so take it with a pillar of salt) is reporting that the relationship is heavily one-sided.

• Farmer John has become the fan favorite on The Fabulous Beekman Boys. Last night he endured hip surgery and came back to the Beekman farm to recuperate, under the ever-so-watchful eye of Brent.. It lasted a day before John called his rarely-seen (and very cute) boyfriend to come rescue him. Below you can see Brent and Josh prove that they have a long way to go to be able to fit into John's hip waders.

• Lisa Kudrow's internet comedy series Web Therapy (which features 3 to 16-minute episodes) just wrapped its third season, and has been picked up by Showtime to air in combined half-hour shows. Victor Garber plays her husband on the series, who "may or may not be gay."

• GetEqual is calling on Lady Gaga to cancel her Arizona concert, which is scheduled to take place on Saturday night

• Author Anne Rice has quit Chistianity, saying "In the name of Christ, I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat. I refuse to be anti-secular humanism. I refuse to be anti-science. I refuse to be anti-life. In the name of ...Christ, I quit Christianity and being Christian. Amen."

• Below you can see what has become an instant classic, as The Daily Show reporter Jason Jones completely demolishes homophobic nutbag Scott "Nazis Were Gay" Lively.

• President Obama appeared on The View today, and according to some on the right, it's because he hates the Boy Scouts ... or something.

• Rush Limbaugh and Elton John - Kindred Spirits?

• My friends, on August 24 something magical will be released upon the world. I give you ...

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