AfterElton Briefs: "Just Desserts"' Nutty Buddy, Bryan Safi at a Bridal Expo, Rainbow Cupcakes Corrupt Children, and More!

Here's last week's caption pic winner. This week's caption pic is at the bottom of the page.

Thanks to everyone for participating! And the winner (because he does bear a resemblance to a certain TV character) is ...

Biography presents "PUCK RUN OUT: Noah Puckerman, the after-Glee years"

Thanks to Strepsi for this week's winning caption.

Weekend Birthdays - Soap God Edition! Thore Schölermann's impressive nipples turn 26, and Van Hansis turns 29.

• Speaking of rainbow cupcakes, below you can see a news report out of Indiana about some gay college kids who were refused service by a local bake shop ... because rainbow sweets would corrupt the owner's children, or something.

• We didn't realize it, but yesterday was the 19th Annual Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

• Ratings news: Modern Family's return scored the show's highest ratings ever, while 30 Rock embarrassingly lost to the CBS clunker William Shatner Plays a Grouchy Old Fart.

• Below you can see Bryan Safi attend a bridal expo, and inevitably the words 'butthole rejuvenation" are brought up.

• I guarantee you'll have to stifle a tear after reading the love letter to Nicole.

Cupcake Time: Olivia turns 62. The pic below is the cover of her much-hated 1985 album "Soul Kiss," which is coincidentally my all-time favorite Olivia album!

• And what have we here? Yet another sports thug making a homophobic comment. Not only does he call his opponent a "fag," he wants to kill him - literally.

• Steven Frank is recapping the debut season of Top Chef: Just Desserts, and below you can see molasses-covered nut log Seth.

• The Libertarian party wants the gay vote, and to get it, they're using this analogy: "Like abused spouses who keep returning to their aggressors, gay voters keep handing their votes to the Democrats who abuse them." Discuss!

• Cupcake Time: AfterElton's own Managing Editor Dennis Ayers turns ... another year older this weekend.

• Just a heads up that I'll be Liveblogging the Season Premiere of ABC's Brothers & Sisters, so please join me on Sunday at 10PM EST!

• Finally, The holidays are coming up, and it's time to unveil our wish lists for Santa. This is specifically for my esteemed colleague Ed, who has a lot of apologizing to do to the cat community. What better way to start than by getting me ... The Desktop Cat Seat! If i had this, I'd never again have to worry about my cat stepping on my keyboard and destroying three fricking hours worth of work.

Here's your caption pic for the week. Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!)