AfterElton Briefs: Rostam Batmanglij Gives Us "Wood," Ratings Round-Up, Patti Stanger Keeps Digging That Hole, and More!

Hugh Jackman smiling, with his hands clasped.

• Happy 64th Birthday to Meat Loaf. Time to name your top five Meat releases! Here are mine: 5. "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) ," 4. "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad," 3. "Dead Ringer For Love (Duet with Cher)," 2. "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," 1. "I Bought Those Motherf**king Sponges!"

• Ed had the video in Meme, and now GLAAD has issued a call to action for the NHL to address the on-camera gay slur hurled by Philadelphia Flyers player Wayne Simmonds.

• Are 2 Broke Girls’ Girls Actually a Will-They-Won’t-They Couple?

• Congrats to Rick Welts, who has been hired as the Golden State Warriors' president and chief operating officer.

Vampire Weekend's out keyboardist Rostam Batmanglij.

• Below you can hear "Wood," the new song from Batmanglij.

• The ratings are in, and last night's CBS lineup was stellar, winning every half hour of primetime. Fans of Hawaii Five-0 can breathe a sigh of relief, as the show only dipped slightly from last week's premiere.

• The ratings were disastrous for NBC's The Playboy Club, which dropped 19% from it's premiere, and may have its days numbered. But there is one bright spot that's come out of it.

• Over on FOX, Terra Nova got off to an ... adequate start. But with the amount of money this thing costs, it needs to do better then adequate.

• Meanwhile, Dancing With The Stars had its worst ratings ever.

• Over in daytime, after a shaky first week, Anderson Cooper's talk show rebounded mightily, up over 30% in its second week.

• Below you can see a preview from tonight's The Joy Behar Show, in which Patti Stanger tries to to explain her appearance on Watch Andy Cohen Make Faces. She ... doesn't do a very good job. Seriously, just ... stop talking.

• Via Joe.My.God comes the "Cat Scratch Turntable". Of course, my cat would never use it, she prefers the door frame or the recliner, but maybe it would make a good gag fit for a certain kitty unenthusiast.