AfterElton Briefs: "Happy Endings" and "Revenge" Ratings, "Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close," Google's Gaydar, and More!

Elton John at the opening of his new show The Million Dollar Piano

• New Line is preparing a reboot of the Mortal Kombat film franchise. Wait, there was a franchise? I vaguely remember the first film, which had Christopher Lambert in a fright wig.

• Below you can see the trailer for Oscar-bait Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, which has Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock leading an all-star cast, directed by Stephen Daldry.

• The Onion is taking heat for its (of course) fake story (which involved tweets and video) about a hostage situation in Capitol Hill, with members of Congress holding kids at gunpoint.

• Does Google have Gaydar?

• Lady Gaga has announced that the fifth single off Born This Way will be "Marry The Night."

• Below you can see a preview of next week's Most Eligible: Dallas, in which Headband laments that he may have screwed things up with his boyfriend.

• The ratings are in, and there's good news and bad news for Happy Endings. The good news is, it scored its highest ratings ever! The bad news is, it only held onto 57% of its lead in Modern Family, which was down just a bit from last week, and was the night's top show.

• Followup Revenge dropped 18% from last week, but is still a success in that ABC timeslot.

• Below you can see the ladies of The View discuss that "Is My Son Gay" App. They are not amused.

• Via Just Jared comes the ad for David Beckham's new fragrance "Homme."

• Below you can see Ellen discuss DADT and the booing at the Republican Debate with Nancy Pelosi.