AfterElton Briefs: Teddy Won't Get Racy With Ian on "90210," Vote Adam Lambert On "The Click List," and Clint McCance Resigns

Not everyone can pull off this look.

• I'll tell you the above photo is a cast member from Glee. And I'll tell you that it is not Mark Salling. The rest you'll have to guess.

• Somehow, when I saw that David Frum, who worked in President George W. Bush's White House, was talking about Halloween becoming an adult holiday thanks to gays, I expected more judgment. It's got some wild jumps of logic, but it's not anti-gay.

• Sarah Silverman thinks gays should pick their battles, and she's not sure the gay joke in The Dilemma is worth fighting. But she's cool if we think it is.

• Transgender player Mikki Nicholson has been crowned the British National Scrabble Champion, beating four time champ Mark Nyman. Her winning word was "obeisant" worth 86 points.

• In case you missed the What Would You Do? episode Friday night that included the gay bullying, here's the segment. I find it odd that it took so long for the first intervention, but after the first time people regularly intervened. I wonder if they changed the abuse?

• Tonight on 90210, we're going to get to know Ian (Kyle Riabko) better as he hosts the "Undies" for the West Beverly underachievers, who will still have a fancier life than I ever will. According to Riabko, "You'll see a new side to Ian. Ian's an aspiring entertainer, completely comfortable, both in front of an audience and in himself."

• But if you think Teddy (Trevor Donovan) and Ian are going to have a racy sex scene like all the other couples on 90210, the answer is certainly not anytime soon. "Of course to actually portray it realistically there's got to be a little bit of intimacy, which has come up to a point, but you can only go so far—it's the CW."

• Voting is open in Logo's The Click List Top 10 Videos, and it's clash of the local favorites as Cassidy Haley goes toe-to-toe with the Adam Lambert juggernaut.

• copyranter brings us this unintentionally homoerotic ad from 1948 for Schlitz beer. These days you could win a GLAAD Advertising Award for this.

• Clint McCance has formally resigned from the school board which board convened for a special session to vote unanimously to accept the resignation.

• Ugandan tabloid Rolling Stone (no affiliation to the U.S. magazine) has published another list of gays and lesbians to harass and arrest.

• James Franco has registered Three's Company: The Drama as a multimedia presentation for the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. Vulture makes the obvious Jack Tripper comparison.

• San Diego police aren't sure that the beating Jacob Harshbarger took in the alley behind his North Park home was a hate crime, despite his attackers screaming "f**king faggot" while they beat him. North Park should be safe, it's part of the gayborhood, and I lived about five blocks from the spot of this attack for years. These aren't "dark alleys" of a big city; they're well lit, mostly back entrances to expensive homes.

• 90210's AnnaLynne McCord has broken up with Kellan Lutz and is currently dating model Aaron O'Connell. My question for you is, did she upgrade from the Calvin Klein model?

Can I just have her leftovers?

• World Of Wonder reporter Damiana Garcia caught up with Prince Poppycock at the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival where he was named honorary mayor. Not only does his boyfriend make an appearance, but so did other members of the family Poppycock.

• If you watch Glee, you're an open experientialist who is likely to connect with brands such as Evian and the Volkswagen Jetta. Quaker Oats and Chevy Silverado hold little appeal. If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County, you're considered pugnacious and a leader. You connect with Botox and Apple as brands, but not the Buick Lucerne or the Honda Odyssey.

• The Stonewall Children's and Young Adult Literature Award is being created by the American Library Association to recognize excellence in the field. "Books that win awards from the association are closely watched by librarians, teachers and parents, and are typically distributed widely in bookstores, schools and libraries after receiving a prize."

• Ben Widdicombe takes you to the red carpet for Heidi Klum's wild Halloween party. I can say I included it for Christian Siriano, but mostly I just want to make sure you see Heidi and husband Seal dressed as, well, something.

• It is being speculated that Stephen Fry has left Twitter and his 1.9 million followers following frustration at being quoted from an interview saying that women only have sex with men to get a mate. He says it is a misquote from a misquote of a humorous interview, though video has surfaced that makes that less clear, but is heavily edited.

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