AfterElton Briefs: Ellen Vs. Kimmel, More "Happy Endings" To Come, Jennifer Lopez is Carmen Sandiego, and More!

Neil and David at the premiere of A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

• Birthday shoutouts! Anna Wintour is 62, Roseanne is 59, and Adam Ant is 57. He's best known for his '82 hit "Goody Two Shoes," but I prefer his '84 miss "Strip."

• Is Jennifer Lopez going to star in the live-action film version of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? More importantly, will Rockapella be involved?

• Four more cast members of One Life To Live are joining the online version. Tuc Watkins (David), Josh Kelly (Cutter), Florencia Lozano (That Bitch Tea Delgado), and Shenell Edmonds (Destiny) will be making the move next year.

• Woo-Hoo! Robert Pattinson is starring in a Bel Ami movie! Oh wait. Sorry. He's starring in a movie called Bel Ami.

• Kirk Cameron is an idiot. But that scruff looks good.

• Below you can see Jimmy Kimmel have a "nice-off" with Ellen. Two hosts enter ... one host leaves!

• Showtime has renewed The Real L Word for a third season, and the show is going bi .... coastal.

• After being denied one for Lord Of the Rings, can Andy Serkis get an Oscar nom for Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes?

• YES! In ratings news, Happy Endings held on to it's big gain from last week, and actually improved in the 18-49 demo, while Revenge was up another 11%

• As expected, ABC has given a full-season order for Once Upon A Time,, and ordered five more scripts for Pan-Am. Oh, and they also ordered a full season of ......... Happy Endings!

• I mentioned Robert Pattinson before, and this morning, he, girlie, and that other guy put their handprints in cement outside Grauman's Chinese Theater. Yeah, I'm still trying to fathom it, too.

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