AfterElton Briefs: A Sneak Peek at Bryan Safi's "The A-List" Audition, Happy Birthday Ru, "People"'s Sexiest Man Alive, and More

Matthew Morrison on the December issue of ...Dets, which I believe stands for Deliciously Erotic Teacher Stud

• The Burlesque soundtrack will be released next Monday, but you can listen to the full album now. My recommendation? Track #7 FTW!

• Brace yourselves, Kathy Griffin fans. The diva tells Entertainment Weekly that she doesn't think My Life on the D-List will return. Even if it is does, it would be a hybrid, "half-scripted kind of thing."

Adding a cupcake seems redundant

• Happy Birthday RuPaul! The queen of queens turns 50 today. NewNowNext has a great tribute, including a Ru timeline.

• This headline is self-explanatory: Bristol Palin's Dancing Prompts Man To Shoot His TV.

• Speaking of the Palin family, GOProud has inevitably come to the defense of Willow Palin and her gay Facebook slurs: "The ‘slur’ used here is one you could hear on the streets of West Hollywood or Chelsea every day of the week." Thanks for clearing that up.

• People has named Ryan Reynolds this year's "Sexiest Man Alive." Well, he's no Federbear or Ben Cohen, or Godrick, but Ryan's not bad, either.

• Below you can see a sneak peek at this week's That's Gay, in which Bryan Biryan Safi sends in his audition tape for ... The A-List. Actually, I think I'm in love with Bryan's assistant Pete.

• Below you can see Will Pulos at the GMHC Fashion Forward event dishing with Real Housewives star Jill Zarin and A-List: New York star Mike Ruiz about reality TV, the difference between the Real ladies and the A-List-ers, swearing on TV, same-sex marriage, and more.

• Tired of those boring green Christmas trees? Now you can wrap your presents and and put them beneath your I'm Just A Rainbow Christmas Tree. Be sure to check out the tree's life story, which plays like an "It Gets Better" video.

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